This is Lucinda Widecollar. She edges the lawn with a ruler. It’s never straight on their side. Lucinda Widecollar takes the field as a Lawn Edger, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 090/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: High CollarHears nothing under the collar. Convenient. Edging (30)Edges the…
This is Lucio Lancewheel. He leads every Krumplethorn charge with the pike. The hedge has the holes. Lucio Lancewheel takes the field as a Pikeman, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 051/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fan WheelsEvery wheel a fan. Every fan a threat. Pike Thrust (50)Thrusts the…
You’ve been served. You were also served last week. Twice. Lucius Antennwright takes the field as a Server, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 022/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Served NoticeFinds them no matter where they hide. Antenna Ping (30)Locates the Krumplethorns at brunch. Half-Mask Hand-Off (40)Hands…
This is Lucius Lidwell. His helmet is a tool chest. The padlock is on the Krumplethorn side. Lucius Lidwell takes the field as a Toolbox Keeper, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 013/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Open LidLifts the lid. The workshop falls out. Screwdriver Rain…
This is Lucius Masklow. He wears a mask so the Krumplethorns can’t sue him by name. Lucius Masklow takes the field as a Masked Sword, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 024/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hidden BladeThe cane has a blade. Of course it does. Cane Draw (40)Draws…
The skyline on his hat is his entire portfolio. He drops it on tenants. Lucius Skylinecrest takes the field as a Skyline Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Property EmpireHe owns every roof you can see from here. Leveraged Buyout (100)Takes over…
His two clocks agree. Neither agrees with Krumplethorn time. Lucius Towerglass takes the field as a Lead Chrono. Exam., one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 026/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Dual Tower StrikeBoth clock towers testify at once. Wrench Deposition (50)Submits the wrench that set it wrong. Gear…
The sharper the clause, the more she enjoys cutting it. Lucius Tuckthorn takes the field as an Evidence Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 069/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Vellum RebuttalSplits the deposition on one hairline. Docket Slash (30)Traces the loophole to the hedge line….
She tailors the dress to fit and the gloves to fit better. Lucretia Cameohand takes the field as a Lady’s Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 045/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine LaceHides a hatpin in every sleeve. Hatpin Stab (30)Pricks them with a long hatpin. Teapot Splash (40)Splashes…
She saw the Schittsnauds plant the second hedge. She billed for it. Lucretia Eyecrest takes the field as a Witness, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 088/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Third SightSees what both families are hiding. Spike Fan Flare (50)Flares the spikes to silence the…
She walked out of the dome. It followed and billed her. Lucretia Rotundamoor takes the field as a Dome Empress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 052/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Domed VerdictHer verdict is a dome. Nobody sees its ceiling. Cathedral Dome Drop (100)Drops a cathedral dome over…
She rides a tall white bicycle in a tall white hat, and always signs the plan. Lucretia Whitespoke takes the field as a Wheel Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 077/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Name on the BannerWears her name on a banner. Always. White Wheel…
This is Lucrezia Spinwheel. Her hat spins at Krumplethorn meetings. Nobody remembers the agenda. Lucrezia Spinwheel takes the field as a Hat Wheel, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 060/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pinwheel HatHer hat spins. Everyone watches it. Pinwheel Spin Out (50)Spins the hat. They get dizzy….
This is Ludmila Kissworth. She’s been a plus-one at every family wedding. Nobody knows whose. Ludmila Kissworth takes the field as a Plus-One, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 007/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Air KissKisses everyone. Touches no one. Mwah (30)Air-kisses both cheeks. Nobody’s there. Long Sip…
She caught eleven plates before they landed. The twelfth was her hat. Ludmila Platelift takes the field as a Pantry Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 041/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Plate LiftLifts any plate before it can fall. Plate Fling (30)Flings a plate like a throwing star. Pour…
Every note she’s ever carried is still stacked up her spine. Ludmila Towerdrift takes the field as a Courier, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 058/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gear SpineCarries notes stacked up her spine. Spine Stack Drop (40)Drops a note from each vertebra. Swoop Glide (30)Glides past…