This is Lysander Stiltson. He closed the road to the hedge by standing on it. Three years and counting. Lysander Stiltson takes the field as a Road Closures, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 093/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Road ClosedStands over the road. Nothing passes. Straddle…
His pillbox has thirty stripes. Each one is a lost appeal. Lysander Stripedome takes the field as a Pillbox Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 104/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Striped PillboxEvery stripe marks one lost appeal. Stripe Slam (40)Slams a striped pillbox on the claim….
This is Lysander Twinhelm. He and his double stand back to back. Krumplethorns can’t sneak past. Lysander Twinhelm takes the field as a Mirror Guard, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 096/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Back Gate Back to BackTwo guards. No blind spots. Helm Smash (60)Brings the…
Her castle sits on a cloud and her grudge sits on the ground. Lysandra Cloudcastle takes the field as a Cloud Castle Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Castle in the CloudsCastle in the clouds. Grudge on the ground. Cloud Castle Drop (40)Drops…
This is Lysandra Coilgown. She charges double to dance with a Krumplethorn. Nobody has paid it yet. Lysandra Coilgown takes the field as a Gala Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 002/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Arm OfferedOffers her arm. Then twists it. Fence Post Coil Spring (30)Springs…
She folds everything neat. Even bad news comes creased. Lysandra Fanpleat takes the field as a Fold Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 084/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Origami WallShe folds the hedge into a very polite fan. Fan Fold Flap (40)Folds the plaintiff into a paper fan. Cap…
His blade-sharp logic has shredded three Krumplethorn leases. Lysandra Foilglass takes the field as a Contract Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 080/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Loophole OathCuts the injunction off mid-sentence. Vellum Rewind (50)Cuts the deadline down to the hour. Fold Rewind (40)Edges the…
This is Lysandra Longneck. She married a Schittsnaud last spring. She’s already filed three hedge complaints. Lysandra Longneck takes the field as a Bride, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 035/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Head HighHolds her head above the family squabbles. Aisle Ride (50)Rides down the…
Every Krumplethorn deadline she’s touched has somehow moved up a week. Lysandra Precedenthatch takes the field as a Verdict Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 011/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Edge ObjectionTrims the statute to favor the estate. Ledger Citation (40)Pins the filing to one footnote….
A crouching man – a cup on his head – a plan in his heart. Lyttelton Caldron is a Cup, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 060/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cup and CrouchCrouches. Pours. Judges. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Lyttelton…
This is Mabel Bigwheel. She mends Schittsnaud bikes on the Krumplethorn lawn. Less mess at home. Mabel Bigwheel takes the field as a Bike Mender, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 078/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Penny FrontFront wheel big. Back wheel embarrassed. High Seat (30)Looks down…
This is Mabel Hallsworth. Every filing cabinet on the estate runs straight through her. Mabel Hallsworth takes the field as an Archive Keeper, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 027/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Long HallwayThe file is at the far end. Always. Misfile (30)Puts your case…
This is Mabel Hornhelm. She toots her horn at every Krumplethorn chore. They jump. Mabel Hornhelm takes the field as a Horn Helm, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Toot CallToots for every chore. Horn Toot (40)Toots the helm horn at them. Spade Shove…
She’s not asleep. Her eyes are closed in protest. Mabel Tubbington takes the field as a Clerk, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 100/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Eyes Shut ReviewReads with eyes closed. Rules anyway. Snorkel Stamp (40)Stamps from behind the breathing tube. Cheek Port Pause…
Her face fills the document. Her bicycle is a very small footnote. Magdalena Bigface takes the field as an Examiner, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 103/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Big Face ReadReads the document on her face, in full. Whisker Wire (60)Slashes with a whisker…
Her dial has no numbers. It has plenty of grudges. Magdalena Dialwick takes the field as a Dial Whorl Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 082/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dial Up DreadDials up the dread. Slowly. Painfully. Brass Dial Whirl (50)Spins the plaintiff on a brass dial. Whorl…