This is Ludmilla Quillruffle. She ruffles Krumplethorn feathers. They don’t even keep birds. Ludmilla Quillruffle takes the field as a Feather Fan, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 028/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Feather RuffleRuffles feathers on purpose. Ruffled (40)Ruffles them. They lose temper. Prim Coil Ride (30)Rides in on…
Her hat warms up slowly, like her opinion of the Krumplethorns. Ludmilla Tubecrest takes the field as a Tube Sentry, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Half Face ForwardShows half her face. Charges full rate. Tube Flash (40)Flashes the plaintiff with tube glare. Glass Spire…
This is Ludo Dishspin. He picks up every Schittsnaud argument on his ear. He’s started a podcast. Ludo Dishspin takes the field as a Rascal, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 038/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dish EarTunes in to every Schittsnaud row. Tune In (30)Tunes into the Schittsnaud…
His statutes spin in circles. The wheel is the loophole. Ludovic Gearscroll takes the field as a Codifier, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 074/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Scroll WheelWrites every statute on a spinning wheel. Scroll Spin (40)Spins a scroll around their petition. Brim Cant…
His plans have parapets. His neighbour’s plans have shrubs, regrettably. Ludovic Parapetson takes the field as a Parapet Drafter, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Parapet PrideLooks down on everyone, from a parapet. Parapet Slam (60)Slams the plaintiff over a parapet. Quill Stab (50)Stabs…
This is Ludovic Pinchnose. He wears headphones near the Krumplethorns. They aren’t playing anything. Ludovic Pinchnose takes the field as a Snob, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 020/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pointed NosePoints the nose at anything common. Disdain Sniff (30)Sniffs at their garden furniture. Promenade…
His bike has a spire. His spire has a flag. The flag has an opinion. Ludovic Spirewheel takes the field as a Spire Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 061/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Spire RevvingRevs the spire and the audience. Spire Ram (60)Rams the plaintiff with a spire…
His wheel is also a fortress. His fortress has only one door. It is closed. Ludovic Spokebastion takes the field as a Wheel Bastion, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Bastion Wheel PrideWheel is a bastion. Bastion is a wheel. Spoke Fortress (90)Crushes…
She wears green goggles to the hearing. They are not for safety. Ludovica Lenswick takes the field as a Goggle Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 076/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Round GogglesHer goggles show every lie in color. Green Glare (70)Glares through goggles until the…
This is Ludovica Swirlheart. She swirls. The Krumplethorns forget their complaint. Again. Ludovica Swirlheart takes the field as a Swirl Siren, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 066/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Swirl TranceSwirls until they forget why they came. Trance Swirl (60)Swirls a pattern. Eyes glaze. Gate Frame (50)Swings…
This is Ludovico Checkeye. His plans are always brilliant. They always involve the hedge. Ludovico Checkeye takes the field as a Schemer, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 058/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Master PlanHas a plan. It’s on the monocle. Checker Gambit (60)Lays a trap on the checkered…
This is Ludwika Vasebody. She’s too fragile to question. She knows everything. Ludwika Vasebody takes the field as a Vase Body, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 068/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: DelicateToo delicate to question. Fragile Act (40)Acts fragile. They leave. Wheel Hat Roll (30)Rolls the wheel hat at…
This is Lula Kissmark. Every Schittsnaud wall has her lipstick on it. It won’t scrub off. Lula Kissmark takes the field as a Tagger, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 026/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lipstick TagSigns every Schittsnaud wall with a kiss. Kiss Tag (30)Tags their gate with…
This is Lumaca Shellstride. She shuffles past the Krumplethorn window every morning. It takes until noon. Lumaca Shellstride takes the field as a Shell Dancer, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 080/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Shell ShuffleShuffles on thin legs. Shell does the work. Shell Sway (30)Sways the shell…
This is Lunaria Clockbloom. She plants by the moon. Her vegetables are twice the size of theirs. Lunaria Clockbloom takes the field as a Moon Gardener, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 015/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Moon PlantingPlants by the moon. Harvests by the clock. Night Harvest (60)Harvests their…
This is Lunella Halfface. She built an invisible wall on the Krumplethorn path. They still walk round it. Lunella Halfface takes the field as a Mime, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 006/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Invisible WallBuilds a wall nobody sees. Everyone hits it. Glass Box (30)Traps a…