She pirouettes inside a ring of gold – entirely unbothered by the feud. Lockhaven Dancer is a Chalice, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 006/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gilded PirouetteSpins once. Everyone claps. Nobody knows why. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up…
This is Longbill Reedpipe. He has a very long beak. He is not shy about it. Longbill Reedpipe joins the fight as a Long Bird, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 135/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long BillLong beak. Long reach. Very long grudge. Bill Jab (40)A jab with a very long…
This is Longshanks Beakwright. He runs everywhere. He has never once arrived early. Longshanks Beakwright joins the fight as a Beak Runner, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 010/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Long StrideCovers the lawn in three strides. Beak Jab (50)Jabs from a surprising distance. Stripe Sprint (60)Runs past before…
This is Lorcan Heartbrass. He stands under a brass heart. He has never loved a Krumplethorn. Lorcan Heartbrass takes the field as a Cane Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 070/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Heart FrameStands under a brass heart. Fooling no one. Cane Sweep (40)Sweeps legs…
This is Lorcan Pokenose. He knows every Schittsnaud scandal. He started half of them. Lorcan Pokenose takes the field as a Busybody, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 044/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: NosySticks his nose into every Schittsnaud matter. Nose In (40)Pokes the nose through their letterbox. Rumour…
She’s pointing the spear at the Krumplethorns. She has never lowered it. Lorelei Eyespear takes the field as a Signal Officer, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 065/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Eye on a SpearPoints the spear wherever she’s looking. Spear Point Report (70)Points the spear at whoever did…
Her wings are glass. Her pride is also glass. Neither takes a hit well. Lorelei Glassmoth takes the field as a Moth Spotter, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 072/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Moth to a FlameDrawn to the plaintiff’s weakest argument. Glass Wing Flutter (50)Flutters moth wings across…
This is Lorelei Longlocks. She ran away from a Schittsnaud ball. With the punch bowl. Lorelei Longlocks takes the field as a Runaway, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 022/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Flowing LocksHair streams behind her. So do Schittsnauds. Lock Lash (40)Lashes the hedge with her…
This is Lorenzo Ballspoke. He balances every ball on the estate. The Krumplethorns keep trying to pop them. Lorenzo Ballspoke takes the field as a Ball Spinner, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 044/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Balancing BallsBalls on every limb. None ever fall. Ball Lob (40)Lobs a…
He’s up the mast before sunrise. The Krumplethorns get up at seven. Lorenzo Fringemast takes the field as a Lookout, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 090/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mast PostStands lookout on a skinny mast. Mast Climb (30)Climbs the mast to check the yard. Fringe Flap (40)Flaps…
This is Loretta Brassbelly. She polishes the Schittsnaud gate. The Krumplethorn one stays rusty. Loretta Brassbelly takes the field as a Belly Brass, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 014/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Polish UpPolishes everything until it shines. Polish Glare (40)Shines the brass in their eyes. Belly…
This is Lorna Dialwright. Every lit window behind her is someone on hold. Some since summer. Lorna Dialwright takes the field as a Switchboard Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 059/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Please HoldPuts every call on hold. Forever. Wrong Number (20)Connects you…
This is Lorna Longreach. The little red cyclist is her nephew. He’s been fetching one part since June. Lorna Longreach takes the field as a Weed Spiker, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 011/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Far GraspSpears weeds from forty yards away. Weed Spear…
This is Lothar Framewright. Nobody married him in. He just never left. Lothar Framewright takes the field as a Hanger-On, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 090/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hanging OnHangs onto the family. Won’t let go. Free Ride (40)Gets a free ride to every family…
This is Loupe Thornpoint. He reads the small print out loud. Every meeting runs late. Loupe Thornpoint joins the fight as a Lens Lizard, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 040/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine PrintReads the small print. Wins the argument. Spine Prick (40)Pricks with a tiny spine. Painful. Magnify…
She dances on a chessboard and wins. Lowther Cuplady is a Cup, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 066/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Glass DancerDances on glass. Falls through. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Lowther Cuplady and find where it fits. Faction:…