This is Leonie Hushwell. She mows at 5 a.m. On the Krumplethorn side only. Headphones on. Leonie Hushwell takes the field as a Mower Girl, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 098/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: EarmuffsMows at dawn. Can’t hear the complaints. Dawn Mow (40)Mows under…
This is Leonora Earshot. She hears every Krumplethorn plan before they’ve finished making it. Leonora Earshot takes the field as a Doyenne, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 091/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: EarshotAlways within earshot. Always. Overhear (40)Overhears their plans through the hedge. Nose Tap (50)Taps the…
Her goggles see through any fog. Even the one in the Krumplethorns’ heads. Leontine Goggleby takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Goggle GazeSees through the fog with brass goggles. Goggle Glint (40)Glints the goggles into their eyes. Lantern…
Her robe covers the whole platform. Nobody has seen her feet since fall docket. Leontine Stonehem takes the field as a Pedestal Justice, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 004/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: High GroundLooks down on every filing from above. Hemline Ruling (60)Sweeps the evidence…
This is Leontyne Pairwise. She signs every Schittsnaud cheque. Neither of her is a Schittsnaud. Leontyne Pairwise takes the field as a Forger, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 073/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Double SignatureSigns as two people. Both Schittsnauds. Forge Deed (60)Forges a Schittsnaud signature on a…
This is Leonzio Straweye. He slurps at Krumplethorn dinners. Loudly. During grace. Leonzio Straweye takes the field as a Straw Sipper, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 095/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Boundary Long SipSips loudly through a long straw. Slurp (40)Slurps loudly. Everyone winces. Arch Dodge (30)Ducks behind the…
He guards the door in a hat. The hat guards him. Leopold Bowlerby takes the field as a Doorman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 032/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bowler GuardHis bowler stops any blow from above. Hat Pitch (40)Pitches the bowler like a discus. Latch Swing (50)Swings a…
The hedge belongs to a great-aunt, dead since 1962. Probate is ongoing. Leopold Brimstone takes the field as an Executor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 037/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Probate HoldFreezes the estate. Hedge included. Beard Bequest (50)Wills the hedge to a third cousin. Top…
He took the hat. The guest is still looking for the door. Leopold Cravenhat takes the field as a Valet, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hat ValetTakes the hat before the guest has gone far. Collar Pinch (40)Tightens their cravat until it squeaks. Dismissal…
He patrols from so far away that the hedge looks quite hopeful. Leopold Farwheel takes the field as a Distant Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 014/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Far Off MenaceAppears tiny. Is not tiny. Distant Rev (60)Revs a motorbike from far, far away. Long Lens…
His steeple has been politely insulting the sky for decades. Leopold Finialworth takes the field as a Spire Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Pointed RemarkEvery insult comes with a lightning rod. Needle Thrust (70)Pokes the plaintiff with a pocket steeple. Bell Jar Slam…
His whisker has been in six trials and a parade. Leopold Goatgrave takes the field as a Beard Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 040/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Long WhiskerEvery whisker is a precedent. Whisker Broom (50)Sweeps the evidence off the table. Scale Clink (40)Clinks…
He’s traced every squeaky Krumplethorn wheel back to its owner. Leopold Hubwrench takes the field as a Motor Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 060/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hub Torque ReadReads the hub bolt like a confession. Iron Deposition (40)The stripped bolt names the culprit. Chisel…
He has been vanishing at the point of argument since the hedge was planted. Leopold Perspectus takes the field as a Vanishing Aide, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Vanishing PointVanishes at the point of every argument. Point Stab (40)Stabs the plaintiff at the…
This is Leopold Pointhat. His hat is pointier than the hedge. He trims it so it stays that way. Leopold Pointhat takes the field as a Point Hat Guard, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 050/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sharp PointThe hat point keeps everyone back. Hat Spike…
His supply chain is endless, and every link has a grievance. Leopold Quartermain takes the field as a Quartermaster, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 035/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Supply Chain SulkSulks if supplies are missing. Quarter Slam (50)Slams the plaintiff against a stack. Ration Fling (60)Flings stale…