His dome is a bubble. His loyalty is a bubble. His logic is a bubble. Lazarus Bubblebend takes the field as a Bubble Bender, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 079/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bend the RulesBends every rule. Breaks none, on paper. Bubble Press (40)Presses the plaintiff in…
This is Lazarus Hollowmask. His mask is hollow. He leaves it on the Krumplethorn porch. Lazarus Hollowmask takes the field as a Hollow Mask, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 029/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Empty GazeStares with empty eyes. Unsettling. Blank Stare (40)Stares blankly. They back away. Prim Hook…
His motorcade is one motorcycle. Its flags flutter loudly for six. Lazarus Motorcadine takes the field as a Moto Chief, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Motorcade MajestyArrives with a motorcade of one. Motorcade Surge (90)Surges at the plaintiff at full speed. Exhaust…
He grids every scene like it’s a courtroom exhibit. Lazarus Panewright takes the field as a Scene Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 076/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pane Grid SweepSearches the scene in perfectly straight panes. Quartz Sample (40)Cites the broken pane precisely. Ledger Snap (30)Flags…
Two small judges stand guard. They look more worried than he does. Lazarus Pinchcollar takes the field as a Wing Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 026/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tight CollarHis collar squeezes every confession out. Collar Flutter (40)Flaps the collar until the plaintiff…
This is Lazarus Snailsby. Every appeal crosses his desk. His desk is a snail. Lazarus Snailsby takes the field as an Appeals Desk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 069/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Under ReviewEvery appeal moves at a snail’s pace. Shell Up (40)Hides in the…
Three small bald planners and one very large map of someone else’s lawn. Lazarus Triplets takes the field as a Triple Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Three Little PlannersThree tiny planners. Three huge plans. Triple Glare (90)Glares at the plaintiff three…
His head is the largest in the building. His mercy is the smallest. Lazlo Bigdome takes the field as a Dome Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 089/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Giant PateHis giant head blocks the exhibits. Pate Slam (40)Slams a large pale head…
This is Lazlo Lashwick. He reads every Krumplethorn mind. It’s quick work. Lazlo Lashwick takes the field as a Mind Reader, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 004/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Read ThoughtsKnows your next move. Says it first. Forecast (40)Tells them their move before they make it. Long…
His shell is curved. So is his version of the boundary map. Leander Curveshell takes the field as a Shell Curator, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 081/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Curve Ball PolicyThrows a curve ball every time. Shell Throw (30)Throws a curved shell at the plaintiff. Spike…
He always travels in a frame. Nobody has seen what is inside. Leander Framehurst takes the field as a Frame Surveyor, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Picture PerfectHis life is a frame. He refused every portrait. Frame Smash (30)Smashes a heavy frame over the…
His nose reaches the next lot first. The rest of him catches up. Leander Longnose takes the field as a Gridkeeper, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 051/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Big Nose CheckSmells a boundary dispute through the wall. Snout Dive (50)Dives nose-first through their…
This is Leander Lowcycle. He’s half gold, half porcelain. The Krumplethorns ask which half talks. Leander Lowcycle takes the field as a Dandy, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 047/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Split FaceHalf gold. Half porcelain. All vanity. Long Cycle (40)Rides the low bicycle across…
Each hanging bead is a motion still pending. There are many beads. Leander Pendalow takes the field as a Clerk, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 071/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dangling ClausesEvery pendant is a pending motion. Gear Brow Glare (30)Glares from behind the forehead gear….
This is Leander Spiralcoat. His coat is wound tight. So is he, around Krumplethorns. Leander Spiralcoat takes the field as a Spiral Guard, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 060/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Coil CoatHis coat coils round him like a spring. Coat Recoil (40)Springs back off the…
This is Leandra Domewheel. She’s married every Schittsnaud couple. She asks if anyone objects. They do. Leandra Domewheel takes the field as an Officiant, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 072/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: OrdainedCan marry anyone. Won’t marry Krumplethorns. Vows (40)Reads the vows. Adds a clause…