This is Lamberto Swanback. He struts past the Krumplethorns twice a day. They wait for him. Lamberto Swanback takes the field as a Swan Strut, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 083/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Sly StrutStruts past. Everyone stares. Swan Kick (50)Kicks back with a swan foot. Neck…
Its hands are gold. Its time is stolen. Lancaster Pocketwatch is a Clock, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 033/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Borrowed TimeBorrows the plaintiff’s time. Never returns it. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Lancaster Pocketwatch and find where…
He sees an arch and sees an enemy. He is almost always correct. Lancelot Archwind takes the field as an Arch Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 086/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Arch EnemyTreats every arch as an enemy. Arch Smash (40)Smashes the plaintiff with a wind arch….
His lots are always spirals. Every lot leads to the middle. Lancelot Coilbarrow takes the field as a Plat Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 080/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Whorl PlatPlots a lot in a single spiral. Whorl Press (40)Presses the spiral onto their claim….
He rides a motorbike with a seat. The seat is the real engine. Lancelot Hogbridge takes the field as a Moto Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 079/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Throttle RankRevs through the hedge, then sends an invoice. Throttle Slam (40)Slams the throttle and the…
This is Lancelot Pikewell. He knighted himself in 1981. He’s challenged every Krumplethorn to a joust. Lancelot Pikewell takes the field as a Knight, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 031/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Visor DownVisor shut. Mind shut. Joust (50)Rides at the hedge with the long…
His saddle is hand-stitched. His reputation is hand-polished. Lancelot Saddlebrook takes the field as a Saddle Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine SaddleRides above all problems on a leather saddle. Leather Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff with a leather saddle. Pedal Crush (30)Crushes…
His hat has a chimney, a wheel and a long complaint. Lancelot Vanquarter takes the field as a Wagon Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wheel ParadeHis hat parade passes the hedge gate daily. Wheel Parade Pass (70)Rolls a parade of wheels over the…
Its approval rating among the guests is exactly zero. Larkspur Savonette is a Pocket Watch, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 038/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tick of ApprovalApproves of nothing. Ticks about it. Larkspur Savonette is one of 104 cards in the Social Scandals for the In-Laws. Collect…
A glowing arch on a long carpet. Lascelles Portal is a Portal, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 122/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Portal of PridePride walks through. Humility does not. Lascelles Portal is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect the whole group….
A mirror of plasma and a very bad temper. Lauderdale Portal is a Mirror, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 086/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Gate Between LawnsOpens a gate between the lawns. Locks it. Lauderdale Portal is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the…
This is Laurence Chimeworth. His heart is a clock. It always reads exactly when your filing was due. Laurence Chimeworth takes the field as a Deadline Keeper, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 048/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: DeadlineThe clock in his chest never stops. Tick (20)Reminds…
This is Laurent Clockride. He carries the estate’s time on his bike. The Krumplethorns always get it late. Laurent Clockride takes the field as a Clock Courier, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 110/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Running LateCarries the time. Delivers it late. Late Delivery (40)Delivers the time…
This is Lavender Crackwell. She’s cracked but priceless. The Krumplethorns got her appraised. Lavender Crackwell takes the field as a Grandmama, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 035/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cracked PorcelainFine china. Slightly chipped. Still pricey. Penny Farthing (40)Rides the high wheel over their gate….
She dusted the whole manor before breakfast. She starts again at noon. Lavender Gimbalworth takes the field as a Housemaid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tidy SweepDusts every track the Krumplethorns left. Duster Flick (40)Flicks a feather duster in their eyes. Bell Pull (50)Rings…
Her orb holds a city and her face holds an expression. Both are frozen. Lavender Orbwarden takes the field as an Orb Warden, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 103/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Orb OrderOrders the orb to behave. Great Orb Bash (30)Smashes the plaintiff with a great…