This is Leif Headset. He reports every Krumplethorn repair over the radio. To the Schittsnauds. Leif Headset takes the field as a Radio Mechanic, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 074/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: HeadsetTalks to the workshop. Nobody answers. Radio Call (30)Radios in a fault…
This is Leland Ajar. He has an open-door policy. The door is open. The policy is no. Leland Ajar takes the field as an Open-Door Policy, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 085/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: AjarHis door is open. You still can’t come in. Draft…
This is Lemurious Shagwhisk. He looks sad. He looks sad on purpose. Lemurious Shagwhisk joins the fight as a Lemur, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 113/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mop HairHair falls over the eyes. Enemy confused. Paw Swat (40)A swat of a soft furry paw. Hair Flick (30)Flicks hair…
This is Lensbee Fuzzbucket. He is a bee with a camera. He has never taken a flattering picture. Lensbee Fuzzbucket joins the fight as a Lens Bee, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 033/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Camera EyePhotographs your best card. Keeps it. Fuzz Sting (30)Stings with a camera flash….
This is Lensley Fluffgrim. He has one enormous eye and no interest in what it sees. Lensley Fluffgrim joins the fight as a Lens Brute, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 014/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Big Brass EyeSees every card in your hand. Fluff Slam (70)Rolls into you softly. Then not…
This is Lento Checkshell. The Krumplethorns have played her shell game for years. Never found the pea. Lento Checkshell takes the field as a Shell Gamer, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 024/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Shell GameThree shells. No pea. Every time. Pea Swap (30)Swaps the pea before…
Her hat is wider than the courtroom. Hearings are held in the garden. Leocadia Brimsworth takes the field as a Brim Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 062/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Great HatHer hat is a verdict you can sit under. Garden Brim (40)Sweeps the…
She keeps an umbrella over every tea tray. The rain still finds a way. Leocadia Brollywhirl takes the field as a Housemaid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 086/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Umbrella SpinSpins a very large umbrella over the tea. Brolly Whirl (40)Whirls the brolly at their heads….
This is Leocadia Plumetower. She juggles at the gate. Krumplethorns stop to watch. Then the bill comes. Leocadia Plumetower takes the field as a Plume Juggler, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 012/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Juggle ActKeeps everyone watching the balls. Lawn Edge Ball Drop (50)Drops a juggling…
She turns one cheek to every argument. Then she reports both sides. Leocadia Sidecheek takes the field as a Listener, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 098/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Turned CheekTurns her cheek to hear better. Copper Belly Bump (30)Bumps the copper belly into the gate. Spring Neck…
Her skiff has one wheel and an entire boundary dispute. Leocadia Skiffmarch takes the field as a Skiff Scout, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 008/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Skiff SneakSlips under the plaintiff’s notice. Skiff Dash (60)Dashes a small skiff through the plaintiff. Mirror March (50)Marches across…
This is Leocadia Stackfoot. She’s moved every in-law into the family house. Nobody’s moved out. Leocadia Stackfoot takes the field as a Mover, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 041/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: RemovalsMoves in-laws in. Moves them out. Box Up (30)Boxes up their belongings. Helpfully. Scoot…
This is Leocadia Twinsprout. There are two of her. Both sweep toward the Krumplethorns. Leocadia Twinsprout takes the field as a Twin Keeper, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 073/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Second GardenerA second gardener works behind. Double Rake (50)Both rake at once. Steam Cough (40)Coughs…
Her wings are so large that her cousins eat in the garden. Leocadia Wingstead takes the field as a Wing Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Winged SplendorHer hat is larger than the table at dinner. Wing Unfurl (40)Spreads the wings across the…
This is Leonard Pruneleaf. He prunes any Krumplethorn branch that leans over. And some that don’t. Leonard Pruneleaf takes the field as a Pruner, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Prune BackPrunes back anything that leans over. Prune Snip (40)Snips branches off their side….
His body is a spinning top, his hair is a cloud and his plan is a spiral. Leonardo Spinningtop takes the field as a Top Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 088/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spinning Top LogicSpins in circles. Says it is planning. Top Spin Smash…