Her pipe is lit, her lip is stiff, her will is long. Lavender Pipehurst takes the field as a Pipe Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pipe DreamShe smokes while the family dreams. Pipe Ash Strike (50)Strikes the plaintiff with a flaming pipe….
Her hall has no ceiling. Her grudges, naturally, do. Lavender Slatehall takes the field as a Hall Warden, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hall MonitorMonitors the hall. Reports everything. Hall Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff down a long hall. Monitor Drop (50)Drops an old monitor…
This is Lavender Spokeface. She talks in circles. The Krumplethorns agree to things by accident. Lavender Spokeface takes the field as a Wheel Gossip, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 012/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spoke TalkTalks in circles until they agree. Talk in Circles (50)Circles the point. They give…
Raised to the happy couple and then – regrettably – dropped. Lavendine Toastglass is a Goblet, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 012/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Toast of the TownProposes a toast. The room goes silent. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick…
Her head is a banana. Her goggles are a warning. Her hat is a stripe. Lavinia Bananahead takes the field as a Banana Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 085/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Going BananasGoes bananas under pressure. Banana Smack (40)Smacks the plaintiff with a golden banana….
Her clock says it’s late. Her motorbike says it’s later. Lavinia Dialgarde takes the field as a Time Mistress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 020/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Clockwork WingsHer wings keep time and keep their distance. Pendulum Sweep (90)Sweeps every Krumplethorn off the porch. Moto Mirage…
Her gunboat has wheels. She says the sea will come around. Lavinia Gunboatwick takes the field as a Gunboat Captain, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 024/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Sandbar PrideRuns aground on pride. Gunboat Bump (40)Bumps the plaintiff with a gunboat. Wake Slap (50)Slaps the plaintiff…
She seals the door from the other side. Nobody has asked what’s inside. Lavinia Lintelgold takes the field as a Chief Notary, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 073/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Door SealSeals the door and everything beyond it. Lintel Slam (90)Slams a great…
This is Lavinia Moonbubble. She sweeps by moonlight. In the morning the leaves are next door. Lavinia Moonbubble takes the field as a Moon Hat, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 091/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: MoonlightWorks by moonlight. Moon Sweep (40)Sweeps by moonlight. Unseen. Hose Coil Trip (30)Trips…
This is Lavinia Orbstack. Her hat holds two cities. The Krumplethorns live in neither. Lavinia Orbstack takes the field as an Orb Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 056/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Stacked OrbsTwo orbs on her hat watch every gate. Orb Drop (50)Drops a brass orb…
This is Lavinia Promenade. She walks the avenue at six and evicts anyone still on it at six-oh-one. Lavinia Promenade takes the field as a Boulevard Bailiff, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 039/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Evening StrollPatrols the avenue every night at six. Stride…
This is Lavinia Sailmaker. She put up the garden awning. Its shade lands on Krumplethorn tea. Lavinia Sailmaker takes the field as a Sailmaker, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 033/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fair WindPuts the sail up. Lets the wind decide. Sail Tack (40)Tacks…
Court is always in recess when a Krumplethorn walks in. Lavinia Springwell takes the field as a Clerk, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 011/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Coiled PatienceWaits out any appeal. Springs on deadlines. Rebound Filing (30)Bounces their paperwork back unread. Spring Recess (40)Adjourns…
Her wheels are swirls and her sense of direction is just as helpful. Lavinia Swirlpane takes the field as a Swirl Observer, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 035/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spiral OutSpirals the conversation out of control. Swirl Pull (60)Pulls the plaintiff into a copper swirl. Pane…
She has a very small hat and a very large trust fund. Lavinia Whisperfield takes the field as a Hat Heiress, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 021/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Silent DividendEvery whisper in the parlor has a price. Whisper Wind (30)Whispers a rumor and the plaintiff…
This is Lazaro Checkwind. He takes the blame for every Schittsnaud. The Krumplethorns can’t tell them apart. Lazaro Checkwind takes the field as a Stunt Double, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 096/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Body DoubleLooks like anyone. Usually someone in trouble. Stand In (40)Stands in for…