This is Matilde Crateface. She got delivered to the Krumplethorns in a crate. They signed for her. Matilde Crateface takes the field as a Crate Mask, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 057/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Packed AwayHides in a crate. Nobody looks inside. Crate Pop (60)Pops out of…
This is Mattea Plaidcart. She’s never used a Schittsnaud path. She uses the lawn. Mattea Plaidcart takes the field as a Trespasser, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 074/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Short CutClaims every path. Walks every lawn. Lawn Cut (40)Cuts across the Schittsnaud lawn. Patch Stamp…
His crest is a skyline. His mood is a skyline in the rain. Matthias Crestfall takes the field as a Crest Fall Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 101/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: CrestfallenFalls. Rises. Falls again. Then wins. Crest Crash (30)Crashes a great crest on the plaintiff. Skyline…
This is Mattia Flyeye. He sets a swarm on every Schittsnaud picnic. They eat indoors now. Mattia Flyeye takes the field as a Bug Boss, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 115/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Compound EyesSees every angle. Hits from all of them. Swarm (50)Sends a swarm…
This is Maude Lowrider. She drives the clippings cart in circles. Mostly around Krumplethorn picnics. Maude Lowrider takes the field as a Cart Driver, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 054/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Low RiderSits low. Hears everything under the hedge. Bumper (40)Nudges the rival…
Cross-referenced all year. It’s always the Krumplethorns. Maude Orbitbrow takes the field as a Correlation Exam., one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 049/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cross ReferenceConnects every clue to the same conclusion. Pattern Link (40)Links the footprint to the forged lease. Dossier Snap (30)Closes the…
A glass chalice of pure intent. Maunsell Flute is a Chalice, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 108/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fluted CupFluted. Toasted. Smashed. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Maunsell Flute and find where it fits. Faction: Schittsnauds Group: Estate…
He owns every roof in his hat. He has never been to the ground floor. Maurice Skylinehall takes the field as a Skyline Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 050/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: City ViewLooks at his city through a very small hat. Skyline Slam (50)Slams a…
This is Maximilia Hatstack. She makes hats for every family wedding. Krumplethorn hats have no brim. Maximilia Hatstack takes the field as a Milliner, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 075/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hat StackWears every hat she’s made. All at once. Brim Tilt (30)Tilts the…
His fedora is brass and flies off at the smallest insult. Maximilian Fedorabrass takes the field as a Fedora Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 061/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Triple Hat TreatmentHat trick: three plans, all hat. Fedora Fling (70)Flings a brass fedora at the plaintiff. Brim…
This is Maximilian Ironjaw. His helmet face never blinks. The Krumplethorns gave up a staring contest. Maximilian Ironjaw takes the field as an Iron Face, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 065/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Helmed ColossusA giant helmed face rides with him. Jaw Clamp (90)Clamps down…
His plan has no edges. The Krumplethorns live on one. Maximilian Radialton takes the field as a Radial Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spoke PlanAll his streets meet in the middle at his desk. Radius Rip (40)Rips a line from his desk to…
He inherited the chair and the bike. Neither one has ever been ridden. Maximilian Rockbridge takes the field as a Chair Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 014/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cradle RockEvery ruling arrives while he rocks. Rocker Roll (50)Rocks the chair into the plaintiff’s feet….
There is no court above him. There is barely sky above him. Maximilian Spirecrest takes the field as a Lord, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 046/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Supreme SpireNo court ranks higher. Or taller. Launch Ruling (100)Fires the verdict into orbit. Final….
Nobody has ever reached the top of his staircase with their petition. Maximilian Staircase takes the field as an Exam Chief, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 076/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Stair ReviewEvery step up is another appeal denied. Step Fall (90)Drops a flight of…
His lodge is a wing. His wing is a lodge. His lodge is on loan. Maximilian Winglodge takes the field as a Wing Lodge Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 107/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wing Lodge RightsClaims every wing as a lodge. Wing Lodge Slam (40)Slams the…