Its manners lapsed at the last Christmas party. Mistletoe Lapsed is a Clock, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 089/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lapsed MannersLapses. Collapses. Is forgiven. Mistletoe Lapsed is one of 104 cards in the Social Scandals for the In-Laws. Collect the whole group. Faction: In-Laws…
This is Monocle Lensclutch. He polishes the monocle during every fight. It still has a smudge. Monocle Lensclutch joins the fight as a Lens Imp, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 027/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lens GripHolds the monocle. Sees every excuse. Monocle Flash (60)Flashes light across your face. Copper Clutch…
This is Monocula Spiralgrin. Her spiral wheel makes Krumplethorns dizzy at forty paces. Monocula Spiralgrin takes the field as a Spiral Rider, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 062/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Spiral SphereRides a spinning sphere. You spin too. Sphere Spin (60)Spins the sphere wheel at their gate….
This is Monroe Highcastle. He ruled the hedge too tall. Then ruled his own tower exempt. Monroe Highcastle takes the field as a Height Limits, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 005/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Zoning BoardNothing gets built taller than his tower. Measure Up…
A caricature of an architect. The Krumplethorns find this unfair on caricatures. Montague Archetype takes the field as an Archetype Chief, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 021/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Typical BehaviourBehaves exactly like his own caricature. Archetype Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff with a big drawing. Pin…
His belly holds eleven years of taxes. It’s due on a Tuesday. Montague Bagbelly takes the field as a Tax Assessor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 038/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Full Belly LevyTaxes everything he can fit inside his belly. Sack Slam (40)Swings his full…
He rings the bell for every breach. There have been several hundred breaches. Montague Carillon takes the field as a Bell Sentry, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Carillon AlarmRings every bell the moment trouble starts. Belfry Clang (40)Clangs a bell over the plaintiff. Belfry…
The estate pays him precisely because he cuts so cleanly. Montague Daggervane takes the field as a Filing Clerk, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 074/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bolt ReportTrims the contract to their liability. Statute Rebuttal (40)Trims the appeal down to nothing. Writ Report…
His hat is a dome. His dome is on the municipal register. Montague Domespire takes the field as a Dome Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 102/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Rotunda RankHis dome is a halo. His halo is a rank. Dome Tumble (40)Tumbles a dome across the…
This is Montague Gildframe. He had himself framed. The Krumplethorns asked if it was a mugshot. Montague Gildframe takes the field as an Art Patron, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: MasterpieceLives inside a gilded frame. Rents nothing. Nose Up (50)Turns the long…
His beak reads every letter in the estate before the owner does. Montague Longbeak takes the field as a Postmaster, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 072/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long Beak PostReads the post through his long beak. Beak Stab (40)Stabs the beak into their envelope. Plate Spin…
With four lenses stacked, he’s run out of Krumplethorn benefit of the doubt. Montague Loupestack takes the field as a Lead Pattern Exam., one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 078/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Stacked Lens Cross-CheckFour lenses, zero excuses. Needle Deposition (50)All four lenses agree on the…
This is Montague Orbley. His hat leads Schittsnaud guests home. Krumplethorn guests get lost. Montague Orbley takes the field as an Orb Hat Valet, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 032/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Petty Orb GlowThe hat glows. Guests follow him home. Orb Swing (40)Swings the orb…
His hat is a fine mist. He cannot find his own estate. Montague Plumeburn takes the field as a Smoke Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Puff of DoubtEvery no is just a cloud of rich smoke. Doubt Cloud (50)Fills the hedge with…
He cuts through red tape like it personally offended him. Montague Rivetwell takes the field as a Statute Bender, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 047/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ledger SnapSlices the fine print before it’s read. Spindle Audit (40)Shreds the evidence into legal confetti. Talon…
His signature takes four minutes. Each loop costs extra. Montague Scrollhart takes the field as a Chief Notary, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 063/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Gilded ScrollsEvery scroll ends in more scrolls. Clock Crown Stamp (70)Stamps the clock face onto the order. Scroll…