This is Montague Spireshadow. His spires shade the Krumplethorn lawn. Their grass is yellow. Montague Spireshadow takes the field as a Spire Hand, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tall ShadeHis spires shade the next lawn. Shadow Cast (50)Casts a shadow over their lawn….
His hat is a basket. His rulings are all caught in it. Montague Weaveglass takes the field as a Woven Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 049/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Basket HatEverything he rules gets woven tight. Weave Wrap (50)Wraps the plaintiff in woven rope….
Its crown is entirely decorative. Its sulk is not. Montfort Crown is a Crown Cup, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 014/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Crowned VictorCrowns the winner – usually decided early. Montfort Crown is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect…
His fingers are huge, his pens are tiny and his grudge is somewhere between. Montgomery Brassbrute takes the field as a Brute Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Heavy Handed PlanningPlans like a hammer. Draws like one too. Brute Slam (30)Slams the plaintiff…
He bills in quarter hours. The hedge has been billed for three years. Montgomery Clockhurst takes the field as a Clock Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Time Is MoneyCharges the plaintiff by the minute. Hourly Crush (70)Bills the plaintiff for every minute…
The sharper the clause, the more she enjoys cutting it. Montgomery Edgehollow takes the field as an Injunction Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 099/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Edge TraceSplits the deposition on one hairline. Glass Objection (40)Traces the loophole to the hedge line. Seal…
He wears more brass than the estate owns. Montgomery Gearhale takes the field as a Pinion Baron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Many DialsSeven dials, all showing his net worth. Brass Dial Smash (50)Spins a brass dial into their face. Flywheel Fury (40)Lets a…
This is Montgomery Holderby. He made his fortune short-selling Krumplethorn shares. Montgomery Holderby takes the field as a Broker, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Long HolderSmokes from a holder longer than his arm. Stock Tip (50)Gives them a stock tip. A bad…
He’s blindfolded, but he’s never missed a loophole yet. Montgomery Loopholethorn takes the field as a Testimony Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 030/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Nettle DepositionOpens the loophole like silk. Crease Reading (40)Seals the case while the ink is wet. Clause Citation…
The shell is a fan. The fan is a threat. The threat is quite polite. Montgomery Scalloway takes the field as a Shell Overseer, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Shell SleightHides a verdict under a shell. Scallop Slap (50)Slaps with a great copper scallop….
He’s never met a loophole he couldn’t widen for the right client. Montgomery Seamfold takes the field as a Testimony Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 010/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wedge ReportFolds the brief past recognition. Spindle Breach (40)Wings the verdict in before the gavel….
He reads meters between buildings. The gap is exactly his width. Montgomery Slimbike takes the field as a Meter Reader, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 082/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Slim ReadReads meters between narrow walls. Spoke Slip (30)Slips a spoke through their gate. Pole Nib…
He balances seven trays at once. The eighth is carried by his reputation. Montgomery Trayfall takes the field as a Head Steward, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Seven TraysCarries seven trays and drops none of them. Silver Avalanche (80)Drops the whole tray stack…
He appears only as a silhouette. Nobody has asked him to do otherwise. Montgomery Wheelwarden takes the field as a Wheel Warden, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 029/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Silhouette StrategySurprises from a long silhouette. Silhouette Dash (50)Dashes out of the silhouette. Reflection Spin (40)Spins…
This is Montgomery Wickglow. He lights the way home for Schittsnauds. Krumplethorns walk in the dark. Montgomery Wickglow takes the field as a Lamp Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 086/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lantern WatchLights the path for Schittsnauds only. Lantern Swing (50)Swings the brass lantern…
He’s executing the will. Slowly. With great joy. Montgomery Wirecliffe takes the field as an Executor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 050/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Executor’s ClockCounts down until the hedge is his. Brow Clock Bequest (60)Ticks off each heir. The hedge is next. Cable…