The hedge is half an inch over. He brought a ruler for every inch. Mortimer Glintfeather takes the field as an Auditor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 010/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Close InspectionMeasures the hedge to a sixteenth inch. Monocle Audit (50)Finds the extra inch….
This is Mortimer Hosepipe. He hoses the path every morning. The spray reaches the Krumplethorn washing. Mortimer Hosepipe takes the field as a Hose Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Petty Hose DownHoses down anything on the path. Hose Blast (50)Blasts them with…
He can smell a loophole from two courtrooms away. Mortimer Nosewick takes the field as a Nose Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 067/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sharp SniffSniffs out any claim that smells off. Nostril Aim (40)Points a very long nose at the claim….
This is Mortimer Pinchbeck. His visor looks like a beak. The Krumplethorn budgie is terrified. Mortimer Pinchbeck takes the field as a Visor Bruiser, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 055/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bird VisorThe beak visor drops. He sees red. Visor Peck (50)Pecks with the long…
His redoubt is redoubtable. His reasoning behind it is questionable. Mortimer Redoubtable takes the field as a Redoubt Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 056/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Redoubt ResolveResolves everything with a redoubt. Redoubt Crush (40)Crushes the plaintiff with a stone redoubt. Wall Walk (50)Walks the…
He cut a tunnel through the hedge. The hedge filed a complaint. Mortimer Tunnelgate takes the field as a Tunnel Chief, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 041/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long Way RoundNobody has found the far end of his corridor. Corridor Rush (50)Rushes them down his long…
An imp in a halo – with a sulk and a grin. Mortlake Impling is a Statue, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 055/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Little DevilLittle devil. Big opinions. Add Mortlake Impling to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Estate Relics change the…
This is Morwenna Cavely. The hedge is above ground. Everything under it, she says, is hers. Morwenna Cavely takes the field as a Mineral Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 096/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Below GroundOwns everything under your hedge. Excavate (40)Digs up an old…
This is Mossimo Greenglass. His greenhouse is always warm. He keeps the Krumplethorns outside it. Mossimo Greenglass takes the field as a Greenhouse Keeper, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 007/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: GlasshouseKeeps everything warm. Except the neighbours. Steam Up (40)Steams up the greenhouse. Plants grow. Glass…
A moth with sails for wings and a long road of spikes. Mothflame Hazardwing is a Wing Trap, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 080/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Moth to the FlameDraws the plaintiff to the flame. Mothflame Hazardwing is one of 104 cards in the Pit Hazards…
This is Mothra Brightwing. She flies at lamps. She has never learned why. Mothra Brightwing joins the fight as a Moth, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 117/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Dust SpreadSpreads dust. Everybody sneezes. Wing Beat (90)A beat of two dark wings. Spike Dive (100)Dives wings first into…
A motorbike with a propeller – a chequered tail and no manners. Motorbite Pedal is a Moto Trap, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 093/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Moto MenaceA menace on a motorcycle in a mood. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick…
This is Moustache Armorwing. She has a moustache. It is armour plated. Moustache Armorwing joins the fight as an Armor Cat, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 141/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Armor PlatePlated cat. Takes less damage. Plate Slash Swipe (40)A swipe of a plated paw. Wing Scale Snap (30)Snaps a…
Candlelit. Silent. Mildly threatening. Mowbray Chalice is a Chalice, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 087/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Chalice of QuietNobody speaks while it pours. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Mowbray Chalice and find where it fits. Faction: Schittsnauds Group:…
Opens letters before their intended readers do. Mulberry Opener is a Letter Opener, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 013/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sealed FateOpens the letter. Closes the argument. Add Mulberry Opener to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Social Scandals change the game. Faction:…
This is Mungo Spadebottom. He plants a stake an inch over the line. Every spring. Mungo Spadebottom takes the field as a Spade Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 050/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Plant ItPlants a stake on the line. Stake Drive Down (40)Drives a stake on…