This is Monty Chinplate. He sits on one wheel and won’t move. It’s the Krumplethorns’ spare. Monty Chinplate takes the field as a Coil Winder, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 055/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Iron ChinTakes any hit. Mostly on the chin. Chin Ram (50)Rams…
This is Monumenta Castlebrow. She carries the Schittsnaud estate on her head. She sweeps under it too. Monumenta Castlebrow takes the field as a Castle Top, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 001/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Estate on TopCarries the whole estate on her head. Turret Topple…
This is Monumenta Facelace. Her face is as big as the garden wall. Krumplethorns won’t climb it. Monumenta Facelace takes the field as a Face Wall, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Wall of FacesA face as big as the wall. Wall Stare…
A clock on a web of gears and time. Moratorium Gearclock is a Clock, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 039/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stay of ExecutionStays the execution for several more years. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Moratorium…
This is Mordaunt Vestibule. You’ve reached the entrance. The court itself is three appointments away. Mordaunt Vestibule takes the field as a Vestibule Warden, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 054/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wait HereNobody gets past the front hall. Hat Check (20)Keeps your hat….
This is Mordecai Gasketford. He fits every gasket on the estate. Krumplethorn ones pop at dinner. Mordecai Gasketford takes the field as a Gasket Master, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 045/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Sealed UpMask, goggles, gloves. Nothing gets in. Gasket Blow (60)Blows the…
He’s overturned the hedge ruling nine times. He forgets which way he likes it. Mordecai Wispbottom takes the field as an Appellate, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 033/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: OverturnedReverses every win the Krumplethorns get. Whisker Writ (50)Signs with the end of his…
A giant sphere in a ring of glowing bronze. Mordenham Helix is an Orb, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 089/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Spiral of SpiteSpirals the spite into a helix. Mordenham Helix is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect the…
This is Morel Capwheel. He forages mushrooms for the family. The Krumplethorns get the funny ones. Morel Capwheel takes the field as a Mushroom Forager, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 099/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: ForagingFinds mushrooms nobody planted. Mostly good. Fungus Find (40)Finds a healing mushroom for a…
This is Morris Scuttleby. He’s meant to remove pests. He relocates them. Next door. Morris Scuttleby takes the field as a Pest Man, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 045/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: GogglesSees every pest. Introduces some. Scuttle (40)Scuttles under the hedge on four legs….
A tower of ledgers on a lawn of perfectly crisp paper. Mortgagor Towerblock is a Paper Tower, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 065/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Foreclosure NoticeForecloses on the plaintiff’s good name. Mortgagor Towerblock is one of 104 cards in the Legal Injunctions for…
He gets perfect reception on the Krumplethorns and nothing else. Mortimer Aerialby takes the field as an Aerial Steward, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 024/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Poor ReceptionHears all gossip. Understands half. Aerial Whip (30)Whips the plaintiff with an aerial. Signal Cut (40)Cuts the plaintiff’s signal…
He keeps a whole birdcage of lanterns. All of them wake when the Krumplethorns do. Mortimer Birdcagelamp takes the field as a Chief Lamplighter, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 089/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Birdcage BeaconHis lantern brightens in the presence of rivals. Beacon Blast (60)Blasts them with a…
This is Mortimer Coilhorn. The Krumplethorns filed a noise complaint. He played it a tune. Mortimer Coilhorn takes the field as a Horn Tuner, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 008/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brass SectionPlays the horn for every repair. Loudly. Fanfare (40)Announces his arrival….
His wings are transparent. His motives are not. Mortimer Dishwing takes the field as a Dish Wing Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wing and a PrayerWings it. Prays that it works. Dish Whack (40)Whacks the plaintiff with a dish. Pane Wing Beat (30)Beats…
He disassembled their garden gnome to prove it spied. Right. Mortimer Gearwhistle takes the field as a Mech. Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 016/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cog ConfessionReads guilt off a stripped gear. Torque Testimony (50)The wrenched bolt admits everything. Spring Tension (40)Measures how…