This is Octave Boxnose. He’s lost three wedding rings. One is in a Krumplethorn pond. Octave Boxnose takes the field as a Ring Bearer, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 012/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ring BoxCarries the ring box. On his head. Ring Drop (40)Drops the ring…
She wears mourning for every ancestor who left her a smaller portion. Octavia Blackbonnet takes the field as a Hat Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 020/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mourning BrimWears black to every wedding, on principle. Black Brim Bash (40)Bashes the hedge with a wide…
This is Octavia Cubeworth. The tiny motorbike below is her site runner. He’s been late since spring. Octavia Cubeworth takes the field as a Site Manager, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 058/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Site OfficeCarries the whole site office on her back. Site…
Every lock she replaces opens only for her. The Krumplethorns now own much rope. Octavia Gearkeep takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tinker LocksRebuilds any lock to fit her key. Lock Pick (50)Picks a hole in their defense….
This is Octavia Globehelm. She rides through Krumplethorn parties uninvited. The Schittsnauds sent her. Octavia Globehelm takes the field as a Dome Rider, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 011/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Domed ChargeCharges in with a city in her dome. Gear Barrage (60)Fires a spray of…
His helmet is a small door of its own. He knocks first. Octavia Helmwright takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 088/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Helmet DeliveryDelivers with a head down and no apologies. Helm Bash (40)Bashes them with the brass helmet. Lamp Bump…
She works nights. The hedge, annoyingly, grows through the night. Octavia Lanternvault takes the field as a Vault Lantern, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Night Shift PayDeals double damage after dark. Lit Lantern Heave (60)Tosses a lit lantern at the plaintiff. Vault Door (50)Shuts…
She faces both ways. She has never faced the bill. Octavia Mirrorhall takes the field as a Mirror Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 050/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Twin CounselTwo faces, one invoice, and a gilded reflection. Facing Slap (50)Slaps the plaintiff with a reflected palm. Grid Floor…
Her halo has circled one appeal for nineteen years. The appeal has not moved. Octavia Ringmoor takes the field as a Halo Justice, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 001/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Orbit DocketEvery case circles back to her bench. Full Circle (60)Circles the ruling…
Every Krumplethorn deadline she’s touched has somehow moved up a week. Octavia Rivetcroft takes the field as a Legal Shredder, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 056/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brief CutTrims the statute to favor the estate. Blade Deposition (50)Pins the filing to one footnote….
Her model of the estate is accurate. Her model of the Krumplethorns is tiny. Octavia Scalemodel takes the field as a Model Maker, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Scale of ThingsEverything looks smaller from her scale. Model Drop (50)Drops a tiny model city…
He’s never met a loophole he couldn’t widen for the right client. Octavia Slicefold takes the field as a Contract Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 040/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fan DeductionFolds the brief past recognition. Writ Citation (50)Wings the verdict in before the gavel….
She has not removed her sunglasses since the court first sat. Octavia Sunglint takes the field as a Shade Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 066/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Shaded EyesHer dark lenses hide the real verdict. Tinted Stare (50)Glares through tinted lenses until you…
She faces the Schittsnauds and the Krumplethorns at once. Neither notices. Octavia Swanspire takes the field as a Senior Spy, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 061/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Two-Faced SwanOne face forward, one face on watch. Neck Twist Glance (70)Twists to see both houses at once. Fin…
She stopped the clock at five to nine. It has been that ever since. Octavia Timegrid takes the field as a Chief Auditor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 020/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Clock MaskStops the clock until the last form is filed. Dial Strike (60)Hits…
Her tricycle leads every charge. The Krumplethorns hide behind it, fondly. Octavia Vanguardine takes the field as a Vanguard Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 002/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Front Line FashionLeads from the front, accessorised. Lead Wheelie (60)Wheelies over the plaintiff first. Outrider Sweep (50)Sweeps the…