This is Ombretta Snailshell. She carries her house. She parks it on the Krumplethorn side. Ombretta Snailshell takes the field as a Shell Carrier, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 084/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Shell HomeCarries her house. Never moves out. Hedge Line Shell Shelter (40)Ducks into the shell….
This is Ondina Eyeorb. Her third eye watches the Krumplethorns while the other two look innocent. Ondina Eyeorb takes the field as an Eye Orb Spy, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 059/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Doorstep Third EyeAn orb eye watches from her brow. Orb Stare (50)The brow…
This is Ondine Drapeleaf. She draws the curtain at the hedge. Someone moves it behind her. Ondine Drapeleaf takes the field as a Curtain Act, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 014/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Doorstep Curtain CallDraws a curtain over the crime scene. Village Curtain Drop (40)Drops a…
Her notes cover every angle except the one that matters. Ondine Spokeley takes the field as a Scrivener, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 081/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Radial NotesNotes fan out in every direction. Spoke Stab (40)Stabs the brief with a spoke. Pendant Drop (30)Drops…
This is Ondine Streamhair. She stars in every estate play. The Krumplethorns get walk-on parts. Ondine Streamhair takes the field as an Actress, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 105/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: WindsweptHair always blowing. Even indoors. Dramatic Exit (50)Exits stage left. Through their hedge. Close…
This is Ondrea Batear. Her ears hear every Krumplethorn plan. She tells the Schittsnauds first. Ondrea Batear takes the field as an Ear Prankster, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 050/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Polite Big EarsHears every plan before it’s made. Ear Flap (40)Flaps the big ears. Wind…
A great dial of blue light in an oval of gold. Onslow Astral is an Astrolabe, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 125/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Astral OrderOrders the stars to move over. Onslow Astral is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect…
This is Opal Cartwright. She hauls Schittsnaud clippings to the Krumplethorns. They haul them back. Opal Cartwright takes the field as a Hauler, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 005/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: BifocalsInspects every load. Rejects every load. Cart Haul (40)Drags a trailer of clippings…
This is Opaline Fanfrill. She points at the sky. The Schittsnauds move the hedge a foot. Opaline Fanfrill takes the field as a Fan Decoy, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 001/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fence Post Look Over TherePoints the other way. Everyone looks. Fan Flutter (50)Flutters the…
Her plans overhang the Krumplethorns’ side by six furlongs. Ophelia Cantilevre takes the field as a Cantilever Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 024/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hanging by a ThreadPlans hang by a thread. So does her patience. Cantilever Drop (30)Drops a cantilever on the plaintiff….
She wraps arguments in quilts. The quilts are made of lead. Ophelia Counterpane takes the field as a Counterpane Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Counterpane CalmCalmly tucks the plaintiff in. Tightly. Counterpane Smother (50)Smothers the plaintiff in a quilted wrap. Glass Cube…
Her glasses are two monitors. She is never off duty. She has no off. Ophelia Doublemonitor takes the field as a Dual Eye Chief, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 051/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Both Eyes OpenBoth eyes are open and judging. Eye Flash (90)Flashes the plaintiff with…
Her wheel is a vow. Her vow is a tax lien. Ophelia Gearholt takes the field as a Gear Dowager, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 083/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Meshed HeartsShe meshes with everything. Everyone is cross. Gear Mesh Grind (50)Grinds the plaintiff between two gears. Skyline Swing…
This is Ophelia Goggleton. She designed the Schittsnaud tartan. The Krumplethorns wore it by accident. Ophelia Goggleton takes the field as a Designer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 041/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: CoutureWears the gown. The gown wears the city. Runway (50)Struts the runway along their…
This is Ophelia Grandfan. Her hat fans the Schittsnauds cool. The Krumplethorns sweat. Ophelia Grandfan takes the field as a Fan Hat Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 062/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fan ShadeHer hat fans shade over her client. Fan Gust (50)Waves the hat fan. Hats…
It saw who cut the hedge at 3:12 a.m. It is waiting for the right price. Ophelia Hourwatch takes the field as an Oracle, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 021/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: All-Seeing DocketEvery hedge trim is already on record. Witness Hour (100)Calls…