His banner says nothing. It says it very forcefully, though. Octavian Bannerwick takes the field as a Banner Guard, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Banner DayRaises a banner. Nobody asked for it. Banner Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a heavy banner. Flagpole Vault (30)Vaults…
His face is a clock. The Krumplethorns never ask what time it is. Octavian Dialcrown takes the field as a Chief Timekeeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 073/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Clock Face AuthorityStops the Krumplethorns by stopping time. Time Stop (80)Stops the clock and strikes while…
This is Octavian Discwell. His wheel is solid gold. He rolls it past the Krumplethorns slowly. Octavian Discwell takes the field as a Magnate, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Great DiscRolls on one giant gold disc. Polished daily. Gold Roll (50)Rolls the…
The hedge is fine. He inspected it through six feet of filter anyway. Octavian Filterbloom takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 042/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Hazard NoticeDeclares the Krumplethorn yard toxic. Respiratory Writ (70)Seals the garden with tubes and tape….
His crown has a spire, a bell, and a skull. All three argue. Octavian Finialcross takes the field as a Gothic Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Pointed ArchWins arguments by being taller than them. Skull Cap Strike (60)Cracks a skull ornament on their…
His chair has three long legs. His fortune has four. Octavian Legworth takes the field as a Chair Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 075/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stilted SeatHis chair legs outlast any argument. Leg Poke (40)Pokes the plaintiff with a long chair leg. Seat Slam…
His beard is a staircase. Appeals never reach the top. Octavian Longbeard takes the field as a Grand Beak, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 047/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Verdict of GoldEvery ruling ends in a gold gavel. Golden Gavel (100)Strikes with the gavel that…
His eyes never blink. His clerks still do. Octavian Peerwell takes the field as an Examiner, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 034/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Double VisionSees two versions of every filing at once. Wide Stare (60)Stares until their paperwork goes blank. Gear Pedal (50)Pedals…
He’s never met a ring gear that lied for the Krumplethorns. Octavian Ringwrench takes the field as a Mech. Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 084/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Ring Gear ReadReads the ring gear like a signed confession. Thorn Trace (40)The stripped ring gear names…
His belly is a globe, his plan is a globe and his enemies are all flat. Octavian Roundbelly takes the field as a Round Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 069/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Round of ApplauseApplauds himself. Often. Globe Belly Bounce (40)Bounces the plaintiff off a…
He climbs the ladder to get away from the family. It is not far enough. Octavius Ladderfield takes the field as a Ladder Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Ladder RankClimbs the family ladder, one cousin at a time. Ladder Fall (70)Drops a…
This is Octavius Manyhands. He fixes two bikes at once. One Schittsnaud, one sabotaged. Octavius Manyhands takes the field as a Multi-Wrencher, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 029/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Extra ArmsHolds four wrenches. Uses five. Wrench Flurry (60)Flurries wrenches at every bolt. Helmet…
His face arrives half a second before the rest of him. Octavius Swoopface takes the field as a Swoop Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 097/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Swoop FaceHis face swoops in before his words. Face Swoop (40)Swoops with a long face at…
His wave is an arch, a roof and an excellent place to sulk. Octavius Wavebreaker takes the field as a Wave Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 111/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wave CommandCommands the wave. The wave declines. Wave Crash (50)Crashes a golden wave on the plaintiff….
This is Ocularis Doublewatch. He watches the Krumplethorns with two eyes. Neither is on his face. Ocularis Doublewatch takes the field as a Spy Captain, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 068/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Eyes EverywhereAn eye in the hat. One in the belly. Busy. Double Spy (60)Watches…
This is Oculina Bigiris. She made the hedge look ten feet taller. The Krumplethorns gave up climbing. Oculina Bigiris takes the field as an Illusionist, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 017/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Eye of the StormOne huge eye. Everything else is a trick. Optical Trick (60)Makes…