Every time she rings the horn, a Schittsnaud runs to the window. Svetlana Swanbell takes the field as a Courier, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 075/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bell HornRings the horn at the Schittsnaud gate. Gate Horn Summons (30)Calls the Schittsnauds to the window. Swan Pedal…
This is Swanhilda Hullwick. She glides across the lake each morning. The Krumplethorn ducks scatter. Swanhilda Hullwick takes the field as a Boater, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 093/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Swan HullHalf woman, half boat. All grace. Glide In (40)Glides across the lake to…
She harrows the lawn each autumn, mostly to annoy the Krumplethorn hedge. Sybilla Harrowhall takes the field as a Harrow Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 057/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Harrowing HarvestHarvests the plaintiff’s last nerve. Harrow Rake (40)Rakes the plaintiff across the stubble. Hay Toss (30)Tosses…
Contains a lock of hair and a letter of resignation. Sycamore Locket is a Pocket Watch, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 045/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Heart on SleeveWears its heart on its sleeve. Sells it. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up…
This is Sylphina Petalwing. She rides fairy rings round the lawn. The Krumplethorns trip on the mushrooms. Sylphina Petalwing takes the field as a Flower Fairy, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 089/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fairy RingRides round in a ring. Mushrooms follow. Ring Ride (40)Rides a fairy…
She’s never lost a case the Krumplethorns thought was settled. Sylvester Bladethorn takes the field as a Verdict Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 031/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Shard SeveranceFinds the clause that cuts the deal loose. Chisel Rewind (40)Files the motion before they finish…
This is Sylvester Kiteframe. Mends the tennis net every week. Nobody plays. They just cut it. Sylvester Kiteframe takes the field as a Net Mender, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 010/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: LatticeHolds his shape with string and hope. Net Cast (30)Throws the…
He watches from the long spire. He spreads gossip down the long tail. Sylvester Tailspire takes the field as a Spire Tail Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 056/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long Tail GossipSpreads gossip down a very long tail. Tail Fin Flick (40)Whips the plaintiff with…
This is Sylvester Trainwell. Nobody knows what’s in his coat. The Krumplethorns found out once. Sylvester Trainwell takes the field as a Coat Guard, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 041/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long CoatHides a whole arsenal in one long coat. Coat Flare (40)Flares the coat….
This is Symmetra Centreye. She sent her reflection to the hedge meeting. The Krumplethorns argued with it. Symmetra Centreye takes the field as a Mirror Maker, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 052/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Perfect SymmetryBoth halves the same. Neither is real. Mirror Image (50)Sends her mirror…
Her glass tower is lovely. It also happens to point at the hedge. Tabitha Glassmarch takes the field as a Glass Marcher, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 047/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Window DressingDresses up the window. Strikes from behind. Glass Tower Bash (40)Bashes the plaintiff with a…
Juror four was asked to weigh the evidence. She asked what it weighs. Tabitha Moonlens takes the field as a Juror, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 083/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Saucer EyesBig goggles. Takes in nothing. Orbit Oath (30)Swears in under orbiting rings. Ear Wire…
She counts her spokes every morning. One is always a cousin. Tabitha Spokestone takes the field as a Cycle Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fine SpokesEvery spoke is gilded and billed. Spoke Barb (50)Barbs the plaintiff with a fine gilded spoke. Wing…
Her wheels are never off. Neither is her grip on the lot lines. Tabitha Stripemoor takes the field as a Line Marker, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 006/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Stabilizer RuleNever tips over on a boundary, however sharp. Stripe Cut (50)Draws a black…
Her coil goes on for miles. So does her opinion of the Krumplethorns. Tabitha Whorlcastle takes the field as a Coil Watcher, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Coil ConundrumCoils the question into a larger one. Coil Crush (50)Crushes the plaintiff in a green coil….
This is Tadeo Brimswoop. He tips his hat to every Schittsnaud. He’s mocking them. Tadeo Brimswoop takes the field as a Swell, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 086/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brim SwoopTips the hat. Takes the lawn. Hat Swoop (40)Swoops the hat across their washing. Swagger…