Left on a pillow along with a very polite threat. Teasel Cardcase is a Pocket Watch, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 070/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Calling CardLeaves a calling card on the plaintiff’s pillow. Add Teasel Cardcase to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Social…
She flagged forty-one items on their lawn. Thirty-nine were leaves. Temperance Wirehollow takes the field as a Scene Technician, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 009/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Grid SweepSearches the lawn in perfectly straight lines. Chalk Outline (50)Marks where the hedge used to be. Evidence…
This is Tempestine Clockwing. Every clock on the estate runs on her time. The Krumplethorns are always late. Tempestine Clockwing takes the field as a Sage, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 101/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Clockwork CrownHer head is a clock. It’s always her time….
This is Tempora Wingwatch. She times every Schittsnaud bloom to the minute. Theirs are always late. Tempora Wingwatch takes the field as a Bloom Timer, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 071/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bloom TimeTimes every bloom to the minute. On the Hour (40)Blooms a cousin’s bed…
This is Tempus Dialworth. Every Krumplethorn is an hour late. He’s the reason. Tempus Dialworth takes the field as a Time Thief, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 002/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Stolen HourTakes one hour from every Krumplethorn day. Clock Back (60)Winds the clock back before their move….
Two curtains of fire in a narrow alley of paper. Tenancy Burnfall is a Paper Fire, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 072/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tenant in FireEvicts the tenant. Keeps the fire. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up…
Two handles – one cup – no friends. Tennyson Twinhandle is a Cup, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 008/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Both Hands RequiredNeeds both hands. Neighbours never help. Tennyson Twinhandle is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect the whole…
This is Teodolinda Windowgaze. She stares into the Krumplethorn house from every window she owns. Teodolinda Windowgaze takes the field as a Window Gazer, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 082/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Staring OutStares out of every window at once. Pane Stare (40)Stares through a pane. Uncomfortable….
This is Teodor Snailbolt. He’s never owned a bicycle. The Schittsnauds have lost nine. Teodor Snailbolt takes the field as a Joyrider, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 027/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Borrowed BikeEvery bike he rides is a Schittsnaud’s. Hot-Wire (40)Hot-wires the Schittsnaud bicycle. Shell Shield (30)Hides…
This is Teodoro Hornpipe. He piped the Krumplethorn garden hose into a knot. Teodoro Hornpipe takes the field as a Snake Charmer, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 064/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: CharmedPlays the pipe. The hedge sways. Snake Tune (30)Plays a tune. Their hose rises up. Pipe Ride…
This is Teofilo Bugeye. He’s poked every Schittsnaud through the hedge from forty feet. They don’t know. Teofilo Bugeye takes the field as a Sniper, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 069/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Long AimSees far. Pokes further. Long Shot (50)Pokes the needle through a hedge…
This is Terrarina Glassbloom. She keeps her own garden under glass. The Krumplethorns can’t touch it. Terrarina Glassbloom takes the field as a Terrarium Keeper, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 077/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Glass GardenKeeps a garden under glass. Including herself. Jar Seal (40)Seals a cousin under…
This is Tessela Boxworth. She’s never unpacked since the wedding. She’s ready to leave any time. Tessela Boxworth takes the field as a Stepdaughter, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 078/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Box SetCollects boxes. Lives in them. Box Wall (30)Builds a box wall across…
Nobody knows whose ashes. Everybody pretends to. Thackeray Urn is an Urn, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 017/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Ashes to AshesHolds ashes from every failed boundary treaty. Thackeray Urn is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect the whole…
Every checkered footprint she’s cast points one direction. Thaddea Checkerspiral takes the field as an Impression Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 091/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Checkered ImpressionCasts the checkered mark before it fades. Iron Count (40)Pours plaster into the checkered print. Thorn Citation (30)Measures how…
This is Thaddea Longbrim. She leans into every Krumplethorn chat. They keep stepping back. Thaddea Longbrim takes the field as a Lean Listener, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 004/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Doorstep Lean InLeans in close to hear more. Lean Listen (40)Leans close. Hears it all. Cycle…