This is Thea Thirdeye. Her third eye saw the Krumplethorns coming. She told nobody until after. Thea Thirdeye takes the field as a Mystic, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 058/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Third EyeOne eye on top. Sees what’s coming. Vision (60)Has a vision. It’s about their…
His dome is a cage. He keeps compliments inside. They have not escaped. Thelonius Bubblecage takes the field as a Bubble Cage Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Caged ComplimentsKeeps compliments caged. Releases none. Bubble Cage (40)Cages the plaintiff in a glass bubble. Tower…
His cables hold the sky together. He mentions it often. Thelonius Cablestay takes the field as a Cable Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 104/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cable CullCulls the plaintiff on a cable. Cable Whip Crack (50)Cracks a steel cable at the plaintiff. Pylon Slam…
His hat has forty stripes. He remembers every case that earned one. Thelonius Grandstripe takes the field as a Striped Boss, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 063/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Grand StripeEach stripe is a charge he has already won. Stripe Strike (100)Strikes with…
This is Thelonius Patchworth. Every part of him is a family heirloom. The child on the bike borrowed one. Thelonius Patchworth takes the field as an Inventor, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Patchwork GeniusRebuilt himself from family heirlooms. Propeller Hat (50)Flies the…
This is Theobald Pailhook. He fills his bucket from the Krumplethorn tap. They pay the bill. Theobald Pailhook takes the field as a Pail Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bucket BrigadeBrings buckets for every chore. Bucket Toss (50)Tosses a full bucket. Hook…
This is Theobald Spindlewing. He spins a yarn about the hedge. It goes round the whole village. Theobald Spindlewing takes the field as a Spindle Spy, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 041/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spindle SpinSpins a yarn on the spindle. Yarn Spin (40)Spins a yarn. They’re…
This is Theobald Squareby. He planned every Schittsnaud wedding. Krumplethorns get the wrong date. Theobald Squareby takes the field as a Wedding Planner, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 039/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Hidden AgendaFace hidden in the grid. Plans hidden too. Table Plan (50)Seats the Krumplethorns…
Her ears are archways. Her hearing is selective. Theodora Archivolt takes the field as an Arcade Duchess, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 079/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gothic EntranceShe enters a room and the arches stand taller. Arch Charge (50)Charges the plaintiff through a Gothic arch. Needle Tower Poke…
She can’t see the evidence. She hears every whisper over the fence. Theodora Bandmere takes the field as an Arbiter, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 036/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ribbed BlindfoldBands across the eyes. Ears wide open. Neck Ring Notice (30)Adds one ring per pending…
She stands on a marble column. The family stands on her. Theodora Colonnade takes the field as a Column Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Marble ColumnHer column holds up the family and the lawn. Column Crush (70)Drops a marble column on the…
She wears a crown, a spire and a very large piece of her mind. Theodora Crownwick takes the field as a Crown Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 070/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Crown of ThornsCrowns herself with everything the lawn grew. Crown Whack (50)Whacks the plaintiff with a…
Her freckles match the hedge. She has stood in it for an hour. Theodora Dapplecheek takes the field as a Field Agent, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 088/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spotted CheeksBlends in with any dappled hedge. Freckle Fade (30)Fades into the leaves. Lever Lunge (40)Lunges forward…
This is Theodora Hushbell. She wrote a symphony about the hedge. Movement four is just insults. Theodora Hushbell takes the field as a Composer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Private ConcertListens only to her own music. Overture (50)Plays an overture over the…
Their clock runs four minutes fast. Spitefully fast. Theodora Pendulumwick takes the field as a Chrono. Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 017/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Swing MeasureClocks the pendulum’s lie to the tick. Tick Objection (40)Objects before the second hand finishes. Escapement Snap (30)Freezes their…
This is Theodora Visorglass. Her visor shows every Krumplethorn slip. Ten times bigger. Theodora Visorglass takes the field as a Visor Glass, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 082/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lens VisorHer visor magnifies every slip. Visor Zoom (50)Zooms in on the slip. Stack Spire (40)Pokes with…