This is Tilda Twotop. She gets into every Schittsnaud party. So does her sister, somehow. Tilda Twotop takes the field as a Stowaway, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 040/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: HitchhikerCarries a little sister in her chest. Always. Hidden Passenger (40)Smuggles a sister into the…
This is Tilly Ballbearing. She rolled both balls into the Krumplethorn koi pond. Claims it was a slope. Tilly Ballbearing takes the field as a Polisher, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 002/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Half BuiltHalf her face is still on order. Roll Out…
This is Tipple Needlecone. She wears a cone. It is not a party hat. Tipple Needlecone joins the fight as a Cone Fly, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 091/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cone SpinSpins the cone. Hard to hit. Cone Jab (60)A jab from the tip of the cone. Wing…
This is Tito Diamondwheel. He’s thrown a pie at every Krumplethorn. They’ve started wearing hats. Tito Diamondwheel takes the field as a Clown, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 037/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Big ShoesTrips on purpose. Takes them down too. Pie Throw (40)Throws a pie over the hedge….
This is Tiziano Hornsnout. He blows the charge through his nose. The Schittsnauds hear a sneeze. Tiziano Hornsnout takes the field as a Bugler, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 057/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Charge HornBlows the charge through his nose. Sound Charge (50)Sounds the charge. Everyone runs….
This is Tobiah Boxbrow. He heckles Krumplethorn speeches. He doesn’t know what they’re about. Tobiah Boxbrow takes the field as a Box Head Heckler, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 005/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: HeckleShouts at the worst possible moment. Late Night Cat Call (50)Wails like a cat under…
This is Tobiah Rooftower. He re-roofed the family house. The rain now runs onto the Krumplethorns. Tobiah Rooftower takes the field as a Roofer, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 097/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stacked RoofsAdds a new roof wherever he moves in. Tile Toss (40)Tosses a…
His hat is a balcony. Nobody has been allowed on it. Tobias Cantilever takes the field as a Cantilever Don, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Looming DeckHe leans over every conversation and wins. Balcony Barge (30)Barges in with a barrel balcony. Awning Smother (40)Pulls…
He is a very pointed man in a very pointed hat. Tobias Coneworth takes the field as a Cone Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 061/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pointed BrimRules from the point of a very sharp hat. Point Blank (40)Points the hat and…
His line runs from the nearest tower. It never stops moving. Tobias Domewell takes the field as a Surveyor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 059/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Minaret LinesTakes a reading from the tallest minaret. Tower Drop (40)Drops a measured shadow over them. Pedal…
This is Tobias Hoodwheel. Nobody knows where he looks. Mostly at Krumplethorn windows. Tobias Hoodwheel takes the field as a Hood Rider, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 020/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hooded EyesNobody can see where he’s looking. Hidden Glance (40)Glances unseen. Takes notes. Petty Big Wheel Roll…
His wheel is a hoop, his plan is a sail, his gratitude is nowhere. Tobias Hoopwhistle takes the field as a Hoop Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 044/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Hoop HysteriaSpins in hoops. Spins the plaintiff too. Hoop Spin (50)Spins a vast brass hoop…
His motorbike is gold, his cousin is bronze, his dog is silver. Tobias Moto-Lane takes the field as a Moto Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gold ChromeEvery part of his bike is plated in gold. Chrome Splash (40)Splashes chrome across the plaintiff’s…
He’s folded more Krumplethorn paperwork into origami than filings. Tobias Parchmentstone takes the field as a Writ Breaker, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 082/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spindle OathTurns their precedent back on them. Glass Severance (40)Reads the fine print back, word for word. Thorn…
This is Tobias Spirewick. The youngest gatekeeper on the estate. He’s already denied three permits. Tobias Spirewick takes the field as a Spire Warden, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 004/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: ApprenticeLearning the law one spire at a time. Small Print (20)Reads every…
Every loophole she finds somehow favors the Schittsnauds. Tobias Statuteblade takes the field as an Appeal Slasher, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 048/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spindle SnapFiles the objection first, every time. Shard Testimony (50)Cuts the hearing short, one objection. Loophole Rewind (40)Wings the…