He stands behind the striped column. He thinks it makes him invisible. Tobias Stripepole takes the field as a Window Watcher, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 024/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Striped BlindHides behind the striped column. Curtain Sniff (50)Sniffs through the gap in the curtain. Clock Belly Log…
His clock gets the final word. Never favors Krumplethorn time. Tobias Tollgatewick takes the field as a Head Timekeeper, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 044/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Master Clock RulingThe estate’s official time, and final word. Bell Tower Verdict (60)Strikes the hour on the…
This is Tobin Diamondpatch. He patches the Schittsnaud tarps with Krumplethorn curtains. Tobin Diamondpatch takes the field as a Tarp Mender, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 073/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: PatchworkMended so often he’s mostly patches. Patch Up (30)Sews a patch over the rival’s complaint….
This is Tobin Latticewell. He measured the hedge with his wheel nineteen times and got nineteen answers. Tobin Latticewell takes the field as a Zoning Surveyor, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 074/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Grid LinesDraws a property line through everything. Survey Wheel (40)Rolls…
A glowing ball on a velvet plinth in a hall of gold. Tollemache Mirrorball is an Orb, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 095/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mirror MazeLeaves the plaintiff lost in the mirror. Tollemache Mirrorball is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the…
This is Tomasz Whiskerton. He knows every gap in the Schittsnaud hedge. He made most of them. Tomasz Whiskerton takes the field as a Prowler, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 002/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: FeelersWhiskers out. Knows where the gap is. Gap Find (40)Finds the gap in…
This is Tomi Bobbleface. The Schittsnauds can’t stay angry at him. That’s the plan. Tomi Bobbleface takes the field as a Toddler, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 114/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Innocent FaceToo sweet to be guilty. Always guilty. Cry Wolf (30)Cries until the Schittsnauds give in….
This is Topsy Hangbone. He sleeps upside down and argues the same way. Topsy Hangbone joins the fight as a Bat Skull, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 018/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hang Upside DownSees the world backwards. Wins anyway. Skull Swing (40)Swings in from the ceiling. Pendulum Peck (50)Pecks and…
A street of cases and a long queue of litigants. Tort Highstreet is a Library, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 020/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tort ReformReforms the tort. Reforms the tortfeasor. Tort Highstreet is one of 104 cards in the Legal Injunctions for the Solicitors…
This is Tortella Checkspin. Her trick takes all summer. The Krumplethorns are still waiting for the reveal. Tortella Checkspin takes the field as a Snail Charmer, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 043/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Slow TrickTakes an hour. Fools everyone. Long Con (40)Runs a con that takes…
A little tower on fire – in a pit of oil and spikes. Towerblaze Krimp is a Fire Pit, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 066/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tower InfernoThe tower burns. Schittsnauds blame the hedge. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick…
An imp in the arch. He has a plan. The plan is mischief. Trevelyan Imp is a Statue, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 035/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mischief ManagedManages the mischief. Denies involvement. Trevelyan Imp is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds….
This is Tria Sightwell. She sees everything the Krumplethorns do. With three eyes, in 3D. Tria Sightwell takes the field as an All-Seer, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 091/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: All Eyes OpenThree eyes. No blind spot. No privacy. Eye Storm (70)Turns every eye on…
This is Tribaldo Threeye. He watches the feud with three eyes. He’s the only one who saw how it started. Tribaldo Threeye takes the field as a Watcher, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 012/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Three EyesOne for each family. One for himself. Triple Stare…
Three heads, one eye, zero discretion. The Schittsnauds’ best investment. Tribulus Threehead takes the field as a Triad Boss, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 066/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Three HeadsThree heads. Three versions of events. Triple Testimony (100)Each head tells a different story. Third Eye Verdict (90)The…
An officer made of gears and tape. Tribunal Gearofficer is an Official, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 098/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Cog in the CourtA cog in the court. A cog in the plaintiff. Tribunal Gearofficer is one of 104 cards in the Legal Injunctions…