This is Tumbrel Wickerpile. Nobody knows what holds him up. He declines to say. Tumbrel Wickerpile joins the fight as a Wicker Tower, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 001/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stack AttackGrows taller when annoyed. Never shorter. Fur Topple (40)Falls over in your direction. Cage Skirt Spin (30)Spins…
An engine that coughs flames and not much else. Turbocough Blast is an Engine Blast, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 043/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cough and SplutterCoughs. The plaintiff splutters. Then both burn. Add Turbocough Blast to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Pit Hazards…
This is Tuskana Beadwell. She waters the Schittsnaud garden with her trunk. Krumplethorns hold umbrellas. Tuskana Beadwell takes the field as a Rain Bringer, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 091/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Trunk RainSprays the garden with her trunk. It grows. Trunk Shower (70)Showers the whole…
A glowing shrine of crystal on a gold plinth. Tyrwhitt Reliquary is a Shrine, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 130/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Reliquary of GrievanceHolds the grievance. Prays about it. Add Tyrwhitt Reliquary to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Estate Relics change the…
This is Ugo Pokespoke. He prods the Schittsnauds along their own path. They walk faster now. Ugo Pokespoke takes the field as a Prodder, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 083/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: ProdProds anything that isn’t moving fast enough. Rear Prod (30)Prods the Schittsnaud butler from…
Its back is open and so is its opinion. Ulex Skeletonwatch is a Pocket Watch, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 097/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Open SecretAn open secret. An open book. An open wound. Add Ulex Skeletonwatch to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Social…
A clock that makes the whole room clear its throat. Ullswater Dialogue is a Clock, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 047/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Awkward SilenceStops conversation. Starts rumours. Ullswater Dialogue is one of 104 cards in the Social Scandals for the In-Laws. Collect the whole group….
This is Ulric Bubblebrow. His bubble keeps him dry. He sweeps puddles over the hedge. Ulric Bubblebrow takes the field as a Bubble Brow, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Rain BubbleHis bubble keeps the rain off. Bubble Butt (40)Butts with the bubble brow….
This is Ulric Quadsworth. He’s never smiled. The Krumplethorns tried once. Their quad’s still in bits. Ulric Quadsworth takes the field as a Quad Driver, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 018/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Stern LookOne frown fixes most engines. Quad Charge (50)Charges the hedge…
This is Ulric Visorly. Behind the visor is another visor. Nobody has checked behind that one. Ulric Visorly takes the field as a Masked Magistrate, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 036/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Poker FaceNobody has ever seen him react. Silent Ruling (50)Rules without…
You can barely see her face. She can see all of yours. Ulrike Vasewheel takes the field as a Sneak, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 068/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tucked FaceHer face is tucked inside the hat. Vase Ear Hush (50)Listens through the vase on her belly. Big…
A worm of paper that eats whole statutes. Ultravires Scrollworm is a Paper Worm, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 021/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Beyond the PowersGoes beyond her powers. Goes beyond further. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Ultravires…
Nobody can tell where the court ends and he begins. That’s the point. Ulysses Belfrywick takes the field as a Regent, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 056/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Clock Tower CourtThe whole courthouse is his body. Tower Toll (100)Tolls the bell until…
His wheel is vast and his eye is round. He rarely blinks. Ulysses Bicyclopes takes the field as a Cyclops Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: One Eyed OpinionHas one eye. Uses it to glare. Cyclops Charge (70)Charges the plaintiff on a vast…
His brow has been furrowed since the hedge was planted. Ulysses Furrowbrow takes the field as a Brow Chief, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 089/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Furrow ForeverHis brow furrows. The lawn furrows with him. Brow Beat (70)Beats the plaintiff with a heavy brow. Bell Jar…
She sketches towers from her hips. Her enemies call it a grievance. Ulysses Nautilusby takes the field as a Spiral Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral Spire PlanPlans a spiral spire. Never builds it. Spire Spiral Jab (40)Jabs the plaintiff with a…