This is Ulysses Tinkerpot. He fixes anything for anyone. He just won’t say whose side he’s on. Ulysses Tinkerpot takes the field as a Tinker, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 050/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Ball JointTurns his head all the way. Sees both yards. Spin…
It has hung on the wall for years. The wall is exhausted. Umbel Wallbracket is a Clock, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 071/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wall HangerHangs on the wall and the plaintiff’s words. Umbel Wallbracket is one of 104 cards in the Social Scandals for…
A giant clock wheel with a crown on top. Umfreville Chronos is a Clock, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 131/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Chronos TantrumTime itself throws a small tantrum. Umfreville Chronos is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect the…
The stopper has been missing since the christening. Underhill Flask is a Decanter, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 021/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Secrets SpilledSpills a secret if tipped. Always tipped. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Underhill Flask and find where…
A stack of books bound in a huge red ribbon. Undertaking Redstack is a Book Stack, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 047/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Binding UndertakingBinds the plaintiff by a very large undertaking. Undertaking Redstack is one of 104 cards in the Legal Injunctions…
A tangle of branches over a burning aisle. Undue Hallbramble is a Library, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 099/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Undue InfluenceApplies undue influence by fire and brambles. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Undue Hallbramble and…
This is Unia Sunpetal. She sees the whole garden with one eye. Every Krumplethorn weed too. Unia Sunpetal takes the field as a Garden Oracle, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 051/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Single SightOne eye sees the whole garden grow. Sunburst Bless (60)Blesses a cousin’s bed….
Paper pouring down the side of a green building. Usufruct Pageblow is a Paper Slide, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 073/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Page BreakBreaks the page and the plaintiff’s resolve. Add Usufruct Pageblow to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Legal…
This is Valdemar Spiketoe. He tiptoes into Krumplethorn parties. He leaves with the cake. Valdemar Spiketoe takes the field as a Spike Toe, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 093/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Late Night TiptoeSneaks in on one spiked toe. Toe Stab (40)Stabs with a pointed toe. Tower…
This is Valdo Conestripe. He eats fire at every Schittsnaud party. The hedge on their side is scorched. Valdo Conestripe takes the field as a Fire Eater, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 102/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fire BreathEats fire. Burps sparks at their hedge. Flame Burp (40)Burps a…
His cycle was built to inspect their fence. It is thorough. Valentin Cyclopolis takes the field as a Cycle Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 072/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tour de FenceHe cycles the boundary twice daily to inspect. Steel Spoke Lunge (40)Spears the plaintiff with a steel…
Five heads sit on one bench. None of them has said sorry. Valentin Headcount takes the field as a Crowd Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 093/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Five HeadsFive heads, one verdict, no appeals. Head Count (40)Counts five heads and rules for…
His hose is ribbed. His rules are ribbed. His temper is also ribbed. Valentin Hosegarth takes the field as a Hose Warden, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hosepipe BanBans the plaintiff from his own lawn. Ribbed Hose Lash (60)Whips the plaintiff with a ribbed…
A lancer on a unicycle, a hedge and a deep need to prove a point. Valentin Lancerwheel takes the field as a Lancer Unicyclist, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 041/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lancer LungeLunges at the plaintiff. Wobbles after. Lance Lunge (60)Lunges at the plaintiff with…
His moustache is a plan. His plan is a moustache. His grudge is waxed. Valentin Moustachery takes the field as a Moustache Chief, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 051/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Moustache MandateThe moustache decides every plan. Moustache Lash (40)Lashes the plaintiff with a grand moustache….
His notes are written inside his shell. It’s a very private journal. Valentin Nautilux takes the field as a Note Taker, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 072/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Shell NotesWrites notes on the inside of his shell. Shell Spiral Wheel (30)Wheels a spiral of notes to…