She flew to the lamp and filed every moth. The lamp is still lit. Valentina Lampwing takes the field as a Chief Gridkeeper, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 088/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Moth WatchAttracted to every unfiled lamp. Wing Beat (60)Beats her wings and blows…
She pours a perfect arc from three feet. The Krumplethorns never get any. Valentina Pourspout takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spout SpinHer spout spins faster than any wheel. Spout Whip (40)Whips the spout across their cheek. Cup…
She weighs every case twice, and the second weight is always hers. Valentina Scalehorn takes the field as a Scale Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 050/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Weighted ScalesHer scales weigh more than the evidence. Horn Scale (40)Balances your case on a…
This is Valentina Spiremount. Her castle is taller than the Krumplethorn house. She had it measured. Valentina Spiremount takes the field as a Speedster, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Castle BornBorn in a castle. Mentions it hourly. Rocket Car (50)Fires the bullet…
She keeps both families balanced. One sneeze and the truce is gone. Valentina Twirlstand takes the field as an Envoy, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 032/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tiptoe TruceHolds a truce on one pointed toe. Pirouette Ruling (50)Spins the ruling until it’s dizzy….
His hat has one point. It is aimed at everyone he owes. Valentine Pointehurst takes the field as a Spike Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 052/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pinpoint EdictEvery sentence ends on a very sharp point. Point Plunge (50)Plunges the pointed hat into the…
This is Valentine Visormere. Her visor is mirrored so the Krumplethorns can see how they look. Badly. Valentine Visormere takes the field as a Helmed Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 008/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Face ShieldThe visor drops. Nothing gets through. Helm Butt (50)Leads with the…
A coupe of champagne and the last word on the matter. Valerane Coupeglass is a Wine Glass, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 072/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Raise a GlassRaises a glass. Raises an eyebrow. Raises hell. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick…
This is Valeria Batfin. She’s everyone’s cousin. Nobody remembers inviting her. Valeria Batfin takes the field as a Cousin, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 017/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fin RidingRides with the fin up. Cuts the wind. Kinship Rev (40)Revs at any cousin who disagrees. Palace…
This is Valeria Panesworth. She’s made of glass so nobody can say she has secrets. She has several. Valeria Panesworth takes the field as a Transparency, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 064/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: See-ThroughEvery secret visible. Except hers. Glass Wall (40)Shows you everything….
This is Valerian Highwheel. He arrives on the biggest wheel. The Krumplethorns arrive on foot. Valerian Highwheel takes the field as a Wheel Herald, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 054/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Grand ArrivalRolls in on the tallest wheel present. Wheel Crush (50)Rolls the giant wheel…
This is Valerian Speedwell. He drives past the Krumplethorns at four miles an hour. It’s a statement. Valerian Speedwell takes the field as a Motor Heir, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 045/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Grand PrixOwns every car. Drives them all at once. Roadster Run…
This is Valerian Stackbead. He keeps a bead for every Krumplethorn mistake. He needs more beads. Valerian Stackbead takes the field as a Bead Stack, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 047/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bead CountCounts every slip. Keeps a tally. Tally Up (40)Reads the tally of their…
Every injunction is timed. Every timer ends at the Krumplethorn gate. Valerian Tickhollow takes the field as a Judge, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 104/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Winged HourTime flies. So do the injunctions. Alarm Injunction (100)Rings until the hedge is cut to…
This is Valeriano Cubecrown. His glass crown reflects the sun into Krumplethorn bedrooms. Valeriano Cubecrown takes the field as a Cube Crown, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 049/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Glass CrownWears a glass block like a crown. Crown Toss (50)Throws the glass cube crown. Snail Spin…
The sun rises over the Schittsnauds. The Krumplethorns have filed a complaint. Vanderlyn Sunglobe is an Orb, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 003/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sun RightsClaims the sun for the Schittsnaud lawn. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Vanderlyn…