A mine of long spikes in a crater of sharp stones. Thornball Crater is a Spike Mine, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 065/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Urchin BurstBursts like an urchin. Hurts like an urchin. Thornball Crater is one of 104 cards in the Pit Hazards for…
He files on spinning discs. The needle is on a tight schedule. Thorne Discwarden takes the field as an Archivist, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 089/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Disc ArchiveFiles documents on a stack of spinning discs. Disc Fling (40)Flings a filing disc at…
This is Thorne Spindleby. Most gates stay put. Thorne walks to wherever the argument is. Thorne Spindleby takes the field as a Spire Sentry, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 030/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Walking WallA gate that follows you home. Crawl (30)Creeps up on the…
This is Thorvald Beardsley. The eye on his fender watches the Krumplethorns. He watches the eye. Thorvald Beardsley takes the field as a Fender Smith, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 006/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Big BeardThe beard holds three spare bolts. Beard Bolt (40)Pulls a…
This is Thorvald Gogglesby. His goggles see through the hedge. He watches Krumplethorn breakfast. Thorvald Gogglesby takes the field as a Goggle Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 068/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Goggle SightSees through hedges with brass goggles. Lens Burn (50)Focuses sun through the goggles. Shoulder…
A glittering cup with a leg-up on the competition. Throckmorton Mug is a Cup, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 068/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cup of CheerPours cheer. Sours quickly. Throckmorton Mug is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect the whole group….
An engine throne with a short fuse and very long pipes. Throttleking Rumble is an Engine Throne, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 067/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Throne of EnginesSits on a throne of engines. Rules badly. Add Throttleking Rumble to your Hedge Wars collection and see how…
A gear for a head and a halo for a hat. Thurlow Gearhead is a Statue, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 042/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gear ChangeChanges gear. Changes the subject. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Thurlow Gearhead and find…
This is Tiara Shelltier. Her hat is seven shells tall. The Krumplethorns keep knocking it off. Tiara Shelltier takes the field as a Shell Milliner, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 090/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Stacked ShellsStacks shells into a hat. Very tall. Shell Stack (40)Stacks another shell on…
This is Tibby Beetleworth. The fastest courier on the estate. He just never knows which house. Tibby Beetleworth takes the field as a Junior Courier, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 068/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: ScurryRuns the papers across the estate. Errand (20)Delivers your summons to…
His clock tells time. His plan tells hedges what time to leave. Tiberius Clockface takes the field as a Clock Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Clockwork DoctrinePlans run by the clock, hands first. Clockface Smash (30)Smashes the plaintiff with a clock face….
This is Tiberius Palacebrook. He brought half a city as his dowry. The Krumplethorns brought a casserole. Tiberius Palacebrook takes the field as a Groom, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 014/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: DowryMarried in with half a city attached. Dowry Drop (50)Parks the dowry…
His gears start turning when he hears ‘Krumplethorn.’ They never stop. Tiberius Sawblade takes the field as a Snoop, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 033/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gear CrownGears turn whenever he hears a name. Diagonal Lance (60)Slices right through their excuse. Saw Wheel Saunter (50)Saunters by…
This is Tibor Whorlwheel. He does a stunt every time he passes the Schittsnaud house. They stopped clapping. Tibor Whorlwheel takes the field as a Stuntman, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 049/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral StuntTurns every ride into a stunt. Loop the Loop (40)Loops the…
This is Tiburzio Bobbleball. He bowls through Krumplethorn garden parties. He keeps score. Tiburzio Bobbleball takes the field as a Ball Roller, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 058/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bowling BallRolls one ball through the whole party. Strike Roll (40)Rolls a ball. Guests fall like pins….
A clock face with an oil leak and a fuse. Tickingbomb Clangor is a Clock Trap, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 056/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Time BombTime runs out. Bomb goes off. Tickingbomb Clangor is one of 104 cards in the Pit Hazards for the Krumplethorns. Collect…