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  • Thaddeus Batwing to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Thaddeus Batwing

    Thaddeus Batwing

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    This is Thaddeus Batwing. He cleans Schittsnaud gutters straight into Krumplethorn ones. Thaddeus Batwing takes the field as a Gutterman, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 020/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: OverhangReaches every gutter. Cleans the wrong one. Wing Clip (40)Clips the top of the hedge with…

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    Thaddeus Bowlglass

    Thaddeus Bowlglass

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    This is Thaddeus Bowlglass. He wears the city on his head. The Krumplethorn district is a blind spot. Thaddeus Bowlglass takes the field as a Glass Brute, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 018/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: FishbowlSees everything bent and enlarged. Dome Headbutt (50)Headbutts with a city…

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    Thaddeus Calliperfield

    Thaddeus Calliperfield

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    He once measured a hedge clipping for nine hours. Thaddeus Calliperfield takes the field as a Trace Analyst, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 002/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Measured SuspicionCalipers everything before forming an opinion. Exacting Pour (40)Measures the spilled brandy exactly. Precise Scowl (30)Disapproves to three…

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    Thaddeus Creaseblade

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    Every Krumplethorn deadline she’s touched has somehow moved up a week. Thaddeus Creaseblade takes the field as a Loophole Agent, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 101/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Chisel ReadingTrims the statute to favor the estate. Bramble Rewind (30)Pins the filing to one footnote….

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    Thaddeus Gogglethwaite

    Thaddeus Gogglethwaite

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    His goggles are a grid. His case against the hedge is a grid too. Thaddeus Gogglethwaite takes the field as a Grid Optician, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 008/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Grid Lock GazeLocks the plaintiff in a grid of sight. Cross Hair (50)Lines up the plaintiff…

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    Thaddeus Gridleigh

    Thaddeus Gridleigh

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    He owns the only wheel in the family. It has a lawyer. Thaddeus Gridleigh takes the field as a Grid Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wire WallsBoxes the plaintiff in with a fine grid. Grid Cage (40)Cages the plaintiff in a fine…

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    Thaddeus Grillmarch

    Thaddeus Grillmarch

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    The Krumplethorn compost heap is now Exhibit D. Hence the mask. Thaddeus Grillmarch takes the field as an Inquisitor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 004/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Filtered VerdictBreathes nothing in. Lets nothing out. Respirator Ruling (70)Rules the hedge clippings a hazard. Hourly Inquest…

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    Thaddeus Ledgerglass

    Thaddeus Ledgerglass

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    He’s blindfolded, but he’s never missed a loophole yet. Thaddeus Ledgerglass takes the field as a Testimony Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 090/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Writ ReviewOpens the loophole like silk. Flint Audit (40)Seals the case while the ink is wet. Loophole Verdict…

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    Thaddeus Pourquill

    Thaddeus Pourquill

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    He writes every message in steam. The Krumplethorns can’t read his hand. Thaddeus Pourquill takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Quill PourWrites a note in the tea ring on every saucer. Steam Writ (30)Writes a stinging line in…

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    Thaddeus Rangefinder

    Thaddeus Rangefinder

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    His scope sees the Krumplethorn side clearly. Everything else, poorly. Thaddeus Rangefinder takes the field as a Range Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 015/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Range of OpinionsHas exactly one opinion. It is very long. Range Shot (40)Shoots the plaintiff from impossible range. Scope…

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    Thaddeus Rowfield

    Thaddeus Rowfield

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    He reads a thousand meters before breakfast. They’re all the same meter. Thaddeus Rowfield takes the field as a Meter Reader, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 029/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Field ReadReads every meter in a thousand rows. Row Rush (40)Rolls in a perfect line…

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    Thaddeus Scrapkettle

    Thaddeus Scrapkettle

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    This is Thaddeus Scrapkettle. He takes his tea break at the hedge. The Krumplethorns can’t get past. Thaddeus Scrapkettle takes the field as a Kettle Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tea BreakTakes a tea break. Blocks the path. Kettle Pour (40)Pours hot…

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    Thaddeus Spinneret

    Thaddeus Spinneret

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    His spire spins whenever someone lies. It hasn’t stopped since he moved in. Thaddeus Spinneret takes the field as a Snoop, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 084/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spinning SpireThe spire spins when a rumor lands. Gear Pin Pinch (40)Pinches their letter for a quick read….

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    Thaddeus Spirewright

    Thaddeus Spirewright

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    His model spires are lovely. His plan to relocate the hedge is longer. Thaddeus Spirewright takes the field as a Spire Drafter, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spire OverkillAdds another spire to every plan. Model Spire Prod (40)Pricks the plaintiff with a model…

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    Thaddeus Spokewick

    Thaddeus Spokewick

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    His hat has a wheel and a spire. Both are in dispute. Thaddeus Spokewick takes the field as a Wheelwright Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 057/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hub and SpokeEvery estate road leads back to his front desk. Wheel Wrench (60)Wrenches a wheel off the…

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    Thaddeus Trebleworth

    Thaddeus Trebleworth

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    Two clerks flank him. They vote whichever way his hat tilts. Thaddeus Trebleworth takes the field as a Triple Bench, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 006/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Three VotesHe counts for three and rules for all. Majority Rule (100)Outvotes you, himself, and…

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