His penny-farthing is impractical, ceremonial and undefeated at lawn duels. Theodore Pennyfront takes the field as a Penny Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 050/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Penny WiseWise about pennies. Foolish about hedges. Penny Roll Over (90)Rolls a huge wheel over the plaintiff. Tiny…
This is Theodore Sailmore. He races his sail bike round the pond. The Krumplethorns aren’t invited. Theodore Sailmore takes the field as a Yachtsman, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 008/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: RegattaWins every race. Owns the lake. Sail Bike (40)Pedals the sail bike across…
He opened a second inquiry into the same paper boat. Theodoric Pondwrench takes the field as a Debris Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 103/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pond Trace AuditReads the pond scum like a shipping manifest. Gate Citation (40)Proves the toy boat drifted from…
This is Theodosia Fishnet. She nets every Krumplethorn cat that crosses. Then returns them. Slowly. Theodosia Fishnet takes the field as a Net Caster, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 088/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wire NetCasts a wire net over the whole lawn. Petty Net Throw (60)Throws a…
Her gown holds every writ ever filed. It is very heavy. Theodosia Gowncastle takes the field as a Lady Justice, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 099/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Gown of WritsEvery fold of the gown is a writ. Hoop Arm Arrest (70)Lassos the claimant…
Her twin faces fight each other and the plaintiff, usually in that order. Theodosia Mirrorline takes the field as a Mirror Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 073/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Two FrontsFaces two fronts. Complains of both. Mirror Line Shove (40)Shoves the plaintiff into the mirror…
She caught a forged deed by a single crooked serif. Theodosia Needlewhorl takes the field as a Document Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 071/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Needle Point ScrutinyFinds the one wrong stroke in the signature. Gravel Report (40)Pins the forged signature to the…
She’s never lost a case the Krumplethorns thought was settled. Theodosia Parchmentcroft takes the field as a Loophole Agent, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 061/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ledger FilingFinds the clause that cuts the deal loose. Gavel Deposition (30)Files the motion before they finish…
This is Theodric Cartwell. He wheels Schittsnaud rubbish to the Krumplethorn bins. Daily. Theodric Cartwell takes the field as a Cart Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 061/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Load UpLoads the cart and goes. Cart Ram (40)Rams the brass cart into shins. Broom Spin…
The last signature on the Examiner roster. Never once kind to Krumplethorn. Theophania Finalloupe takes the field as a Chief Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 108/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Closing Lens ReviewReviews every finding and signs the verdict. Vellum Oath (60)Closes the case, file…
The estate pays him precisely because he cuts so cleanly. Theophania Parchmentfold takes the field as an Injunction Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 059/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wing VerdictTrims the contract to their liability. Brief Slash (40)Trims the appeal down to nothing. Writ Verdict…
His whole career is built on finding what the fine print forgot. Theophania Serifthorn takes the field as a Statute Bender, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 087/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Writ TraceSnaps the subpoena shut unserved. Wing Review (40)Edges the precedent just far enough. Chisel…
Her brim curves one way. So does her sense of justice. Thessaly Curveblade takes the field as a Curve Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 096/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Curved BrimHer curved brim bends every ruling her way. Curve Slash (70)Slashes the claim with a…
A clock so tall it hears everything above the stairs. Thistledown Longcase is a Clock, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 020/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Tall Story TimeTells a tall tale and a taller one. Thistledown Longcase is one of 104 cards in the Social Scandals for the…
A sphere in a hall of gold. The Krumplethorns see only fog. Thistlewood Crystal is an Orb, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 082/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Clear SightClear sight for the owner. Fog for others. Add Thistlewood Crystal to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the…
Egg-shaped head, sunglasses and a plan that is rather out of this world. Thomas Alienbrow takes the field as an Alien Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 092/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Alien Eye ViewViews the plan from another planet. Alien Gaze (60)Gazes at the plaintiff from outer…