Nobody has ever seen her from the front. The Krumplethorns have stopped trying. Clementina Profilette takes the field as a Peeker, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 070/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Side ProfileOnly ever seen from the side. Hanging Hat Drop (40)Drops the hat over their keyhole. Pole Lean…
This is Clementina Speakerbloom. She plays harp at every wedding. Through a very large speaker. Clementina Speakerbloom takes the field as a Harpist, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 060/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Sound SystemHer hair is a speaker. Always on. Wall of Sound (60)Plays so loud…
Spots a trampled petunia two gardens over. Unfondly. Clementine Beaklens takes the field as a Field Spotter, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 041/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sharp Beak FocusSpots the smallest violation from a hedge away. Peck Report (30)Files the complaint before anyone notices. Talon Flag…
Her bureau holds a plan for every day of the feud. They are all labelled urgent. Clementine Bureaucrown takes the field as a Bureau Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 014/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bureau DrawerEvery plan is filed in a drawer. Drawer Slam (40)Slams a deep…
This is Clementine Capwhistle. She whistles at Krumplethorns on the path. Like they’re dogs. Clementine Capwhistle takes the field as a Whistler, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 034/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Garden Party Whistle StopWhistles. Everyone stops. Sharp Whistle (40)Whistles. Ears ring. Weather Vane (30)Spins the weather…
This is Clementine Earwheel. She keeps the little castle for the Schittsnauds. It’s on Krumplethorn land. Clementine Earwheel takes the field as a Mill Keeper, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 056/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Spinning EarOne ear is a wheel. It never stops turning. Castle…
She fanned the feud to keep it cool. It caught fire anyway. Clementine Fanworth takes the field as a Mediator, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 064/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fan HearingFans cool both parties. Neither calms down. Wing Fan Waft (50)Waves the complaint off the…
She surveys the hedge by blowing through a pole. It has never been level. Clementine Plumbworth takes the field as a Surveyor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 022/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pole LeadReads the grade through a long brass pole. Pole Jab (40)Jabs a survey…
She has the most detailed map of the Krumplethorn hedge in existence. Clementine Reconnoitre takes the field as a Recon Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Surplus ReconReconnoitres twice what she needs. Recon Dash (40)Dashes by with a reconnaissance report. Scope Shove (30)Shoves…
She keeps the teapot hot with a small fire. The fire does not like being asked. Clementine Steepmoor takes the field as a Cupbearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 021/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hot PourHer teapot never cools. Neither does her temper. Spout Splash (30)Splashes hot tea over…
This is Clementine Swirlby. She leaves whenever the hedge comes up. She leaves a lot. Clementine Swirlby takes the field as a Swirl Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 038/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Prim Spiral OutSpirals off when the hedge talk starts. Spiral Lash (30)Lashes with a…
Her cap spins once for guilty and once for lunch. Clementine Swirlcap takes the field as a Swirl Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 085/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral CapHer cap swirls until the room agrees. Swirl Slam (40)Slams a swirling cap on the claim….
She inspected the hedge and found it structurally offensive. Clementine Trusswell takes the field as a Truss Reader, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 004/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Load PathShe always knows where the weight lands. On you. Beam Drop (50)Slides a roof beam off the scaffold. Garland Throw…
Her visor is down. Her mind was closed some years earlier. Clementine Visorgate takes the field as a Gate Visor, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Visor LoweredLowers her visor and the conversation. Visor Plunge (50)Drops a visor on the plaintiff’s nose. Gate Shut (40)Shuts…
She leaves a trail of steam behind her. The Krumplethorns love to follow it. Cleopatra Kettletrail takes the field as a Head Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Kettle TrailA trail of steam follows her every move. Steam Trail (60)Trails a cloud of…
This is Clifford Mallethand. He fixes everything with a mallet. Krumplethorn things he fixes harder. Clifford Mallethand takes the field as a Hammer Mechanic, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 017/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: PersuaderIf it won’t fit, the mallet decides. Mallet Drop (60)Drops the mallet…