This is Corbin Hookbill. He pecks Krumplethorns in strict order of rudeness. The list is long. Corbin Hookbill takes the field as a Beak Enforcer, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 013/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Polite Peck OrderDecides who gets pecked first. Bill Hook (50)Hooks a hedge intruder…
This is Corbin Stiltwalk. He strolls past the Krumplethorns three times a day. He calls it exercise. Corbin Stiltwalk takes the field as a Flaneur, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 085/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: StrollingWalks everywhere. Slowly. Past their gate. Saunter (30)Saunters along their fence. Twice….
Every truce she signs lasts roughly eleven minutes. Cordelia Armistice takes the field as a Truce Envoy, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brittle TruceSigns the truce. Counts the days. Truce Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff with a broken truce. White Flag Whip (30)Whips the…
Every blueprint she draws has a hedge in it, quietly crossed out. Cordelia Blueprintle takes the field as a Blueprint Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Blue MoodHer moods are blue, her plans bluer. Blueprint Wrap (30)Wraps the plaintiff in a damp blueprint….
The glass bubble on her hat contains one sherry and one grudge. Cordelia Bubblethorpe takes the field as a Bubble Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Glass BubbleHer hat can’t be popped, bought, or argued with. Globe Pop (50)Bursts a bubble over the…
This is Cordelia Facade. One face is polite to the Krumplethorns. The bigger one is not. Cordelia Facade takes the field as a Profile Guard, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 019/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Giant ProfileHer second face watches the hedge all day. Stare Down (60)The big…
Her spire is a pole. Her pole is a flag. Her flag is a deed. Cordelia Orbspire takes the field as an Orb Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 086/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tall TaleThe longer her spire, the taller her stories. Copper Orb Roll (30)Rolls a copper…
She folds the borders into her pocket. Nobody has seen them since. Cordelia Pendantfold takes the field as a Mapmaker, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 048/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Folded MapFolds any border into her pocket. Fold Press (40)Presses the map flat over their claim….
She turned the hourglass over. The dispute is now overdue. Cordelia Sandglasswood takes the field as a Hourglass Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Falling GrainsHer patience is exactly one hourglass long. Sandfall (50)Buries the plaintiff in measured sand. Pinch Waist (70)Squeezes the hedge…
Her windows are slate. Her stare is slate. Her sense of humour is slate. Cordelia Slatewindow takes the field as a Slate Spotter, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 029/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Reflective SurfaceReflects the first insult back doubled. Slate Slap (50)Slaps the plaintiff with cold slate. Sash…
She’s never lost a case the Krumplethorns thought was settled. Cordelia Slicestone takes the field as a Loophole Agent, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 001/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Flint SeveranceFinds the clause that cuts the deal loose. Hinge Sweep (30)Files the motion before they finish…
Juror twelve has questions. Juror twelve has had questions for six years. Cordelia Swirlpenny takes the field as a Juror, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 024/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: UndecidedCan’t decide. Bills both sides for it. Ribbon Recusal (30)Wraps herself right out of the case….
She whistles when the tea is ready. She whistles often at the Krumplethorns. Cordelia Teakettle takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 035/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Steam WhistleWhistles when the water boils over. Steam Burst (50)Bursts a cloud of steam across them. Spout…
She can identify tweed from forty paces. They wear a lot of tweed. Cordelia Tracewick takes the field as a Fiber Analyst, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 003/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Thread PullFinds the loose thread that unravels the case. Lint Deposition (30)Submits a single fiber…
This is Cordula Blocktop. Her hat needs planning permission. The Krumplethorns objected. Cordula Blocktop takes the field as a Hatter, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 098/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Block HatHer hat is a building. Planning pending. Hat Raise (30)Raises the block hat. It won’t fit…
She wears a dome on her head. The grid inside is a very strict one. Cordula Gridglass takes the field as a Grid Glass Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Grid Lock PridePrides herself on a locked grid. Grid Dome Bash (50)Slams a gridded…