Her hat has a point. The point has a will of its own. Cordula Hatpoint takes the field as a Lady’s Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 082/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pointed VeilHer pointed hat clears a path through any crowd. Hat Prod (30)Prods them with the point…
Her eyelid weighs four pounds. She lifts it only for the good stuff. Cordula Heavylash takes the field as a Snoop, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 091/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Heavy LidOne huge eye under a heavy lid. Four-Pound Blink (40)Lifts the lid for one quick look. Orange…
This is Cordula Pucker. She blows kisses at the Krumplethorns. They blush. The hedge moves. Cordula Pucker takes the field as a Kiss Thief, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 042/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Late Night Air KissBlows a kiss. It’s a decoy. Kiss Blow (50)Blows a kiss. Then…
This is Cordwin Harpley. His body is a harp of typewriter keys. The record says whatever it plays. Cordwin Harpley takes the field as a Court Stenographer, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 095/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: For the RecordHears every word. Writes down half. Read…
This is Corentin Shellhelm. He reviews the Krumplethorn choir. One star. Generous. Corentin Shellhelm takes the field as a Critic, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 106/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Music CriticHates every song. Reviews them anyway. Thumbs Down (40)Gives their garden party a thumbs down. Little…
This is Corinne Whorlhat. She parked her shell on the Schittsnaud lawn in May. It’s October. Corinne Whorlhat takes the field as a Squatter, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 025/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Moved InBrings her own house. Parks it on theirs. Set Up Camp (40)Sets up…
This is Corisande Whiskerlace. Her whiskers set off every Krumplethorn cat at once. Corisande Whiskerlace takes the field as a Whisker Tease, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 007/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Garden Party Whisker TwitchTwitches whiskers. Cats go wild. Whisker Sweep (40)Sweeps long whiskers past their nose. Parish…
Her binoculars are enormous. Her patience for small talk is not. Cornelia Binocularis takes the field as a Binocular Chief, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 083/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Two Eyes BetterSees twice as much and complains thrice. Lens Pair Bash (40)Bashes with two big lenses. Copper Wing…
This is Cornelia Castlebubble. Her castle floats over the hedge. It casts a shadow next door. Cornelia Castlebubble takes the field as a Castle Bubble, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 086/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Floating KeepA castle floats above her. Castle Shade (60)The castle shades their lawn….
This is Cornelia Swanwick. She arches her brass neck over the hedge. The Krumplethorns duck. Cornelia Swanwick takes the field as a Swan Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 095/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sly Swan NeckCurves her neck round any corner. Neck Lash (40)Lashes out with the…
She carries a silver spoon. She has never carried anything else. Cornelia Trayworth takes the field as a Tray Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 061/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Salver RankEverything she touches arrives on a tray. Salver Toss (40)Tosses a silver tray at the plaintiff. Spoon…
Her trolley rolls on three wheels. It has never gone where she pointed. Cornelia Trollywhistle takes the field as a Pantry Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Trolley RattleRattles the trolley right through a debate. Trolley Roll (40)Rolls a loaded trolley at their legs….
This is Cornelia Trumpcrest. She cries every Krumplethorn win at the Schittsnaud door. Even the small ones. Cornelia Trumpcrest takes the field as a Crier, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 062/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Trumpet CrestHer hair is a horn. It announces her. Town Cry (40)Cries the…
This is Cornelio Towerclock. He set the Krumplethorn clocks wrong. They missed their own party. Cornelio Towerclock takes the field as a Tower Clock, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 087/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wrong TimeSets every clock five minutes off. Clock Skew (60)Changes the time. They miss it….
His head holds forty years of records. He has not lost one. He remembers yours. Cornelius Boxmere takes the field as an Archivist, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 009/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Cube ArchiveFiles every argument inside his square head. Cube Drop (80)Drops a…
This is Cornelius Dialback. He’s always the third wheel. At Krumplethorn dinners he’s uninvited. Cornelius Dialback takes the field as a Tricycle Guard, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 022/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Third WheelBrings a spare wheel. Never stuck. Tail Flick (40)Flicks the brass tail like a…