This is Colossa Domewright. The giant face behind her was a Schittsnaud gift. It frowns next door. Colossa Domewright takes the field as a Colossus, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 023/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Giant BustA giant brass face stands guard behind. Dome Quake (90)The giant’s…
This is Colossia Steepleface. A whole town sits on her head. The Krumplethorns live in the shadow. Colossia Steepleface takes the field as a Giant Face, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Steeple CrownA whole town on her brow. Town Drop (90)Drops a…
Every Krumplethorn deadline she’s touched has somehow moved up a week. Columbine Ledgerwell takes the field as a Loophole Agent, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 041/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Hinge RebuttalTrims the statute to favor the estate. Docket Citation (30)Pins the filing to one footnote….
This is Columbine Squarely. Bridesmaid at nine Schittsnaud weddings. She caught all nine bouquets. Columbine Squarely takes the field as a Bridesmaid, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 011/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Checkered PastEvery square is a wedding she ruined. Bouquet Catch (40)Catches the bouquet. Every time….
A spiked compass. It has no mercy. Compass Barbican is a Dial Mine, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 050/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: True NorthAlways points to the nearest Schittsnaud. Compass Barbican is one of 104 cards in the Pit Hazards for the Krumplethorns. Collect the whole group….
This is Conchetta Spiralbloom. She grew from a seed on the Schittsnaud lawn. She’s now taller than the hedge. Conchetta Spiralbloom takes the field as a Shell Grower, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 003/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Spiral GrowthGrows in spirals. Never stops. Unfurl (60)Unfurls over the hedge…
Her bulwark is glass. Her bearing is brass. Her patience is neither. Constance Bulwarkley takes the field as a Bulwark Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bulwark BearingBears the bulwark. Bears grudges too. Bulwark Bump (40)Bumps the plaintiff with a bulwark. Glass Edge…
Eight maids move as one. They’ve also scrubbed every Krumplethorn stain. Constance Chorusline takes the field as a Head Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Choir of MaidsA whole row of maids serves in perfect step. Chorus March (80)Marches the whole line into…
Her plans show only the front. The hedge, rudely, shows only the back. Constance Elevationby takes the field as an Elevation Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 008/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Front Elevation OnlyShows only her best side. Elevation Slam (30)Slams a tall elevation onto the plaintiff….
This is Constantin Pennywell. He escorts the aunts to church. He takes the long way past the Krumplethorns. Constantin Pennywell takes the field as an Escort, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 050/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Penny WheelRides the old bicycle. Keeps old grudges. Bead Chain (30)Swings…
His spire tapers into a point. So does his patience. Constantin Pinnacle takes the field as a Pinnacle Lord, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 070/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sharp EminenceHe is the sharpest thing in the whole estate. Pinnacle Poke (50)Pokes the hedge with a sharp pinnacle. Emerald…
He has a cathedral in his hat. It has a private entrance. Constantine Cathedral takes the field as a Spire Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Holy EstateHis estate has a cathedral and a trust. Spire Slam (70)Slams a cathedral spire into the…
This is Coralie Townsend. She cries the news from the bubble. It’s always about the Krumplethorns. Coralie Townsend takes the field as a Town Bubble, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Town CrierShouts the news from the bubble. Doorstep Town Cry (60)Cries the news….
This is Coralie Twirlcove. She spins her shell at the Krumplethorns. They ride into the pond. Coralie Twirlcove takes the field as a Mesmerist, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 013/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral StareSpins the shell. You spin too. Spin Out (40)Spins the spiral at a Krumplethorn…
This is Coralina Starfern. She grows a coral reef on the Schittsnaud lawn. The Krumplethorns have no sea. Coralina Starfern takes the field as a Rock Pool Keeper, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 004/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tide GardenGrows coral on dry land. Out of spite. Coral Spread…
This is Corbett Fobswing. Every watch on his chain belonged to a Krumplethorn. He winds them daily. Corbett Fobswing takes the field as a Watch Lifter, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 085/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lifted WatchYour watch is on his chain now. Fob Lift (40)Lifts a watch…