His rank is entirely ceremonial. His disapproval is hand-polished. Cornelius Epauletton takes the field as an Epaulette Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Rank Has PrivilegesOutranks the plaintiff on principle. Epaulette Lash (40)Lashes the plaintiff with golden tassels. Rank Pull (50)Pulls rank, then…
His survey moved the property line. It moved again when he was paid. Cornelius Gridsby takes the field as an Assessor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 013/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Plotted LinesSurveys every boundary in wireframe. Survey Stake (40)Moves the property line three inches. Ring…
He has a key for every exit. Never has he used one himself. Cornelius Keystroll takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Key StrollKeeps a key ready for every escape route. Key Poke (30)Pokes them in the back with…
He sees everything and reports none of it. Tenure is a wonderful thing. Cornelius Panopticott takes the field as a Panopticon Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: All Seeing Eye RollSees all. Rolls both eyes at it. City Glare (50)Glares with the light of…
He keeps a drawer of confiscated pruning shears. Cornelius Ratchetbrow takes the field as a Toolmark Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 010/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Groove MatchMatches the shears to the cut in one glance. Serrated Verdict (50)The blade pattern names the culprit. Burr Analysis…
Two thrones. One cathedral. No visitors. Cornelius Reflectorium takes the field as a Cathedral Lord, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Mirror NaveHe built a cathedral for his reflection alone. Nave Charge (100)Charges the hedge down a mirror nave. Pinnacle Rain (90)Rains pinnacles on…
This is Cornelius Rideaway. He mows in stripes. The last stripe always crosses the line. Cornelius Rideaway takes the field as a Mower Rider, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 057/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Ride MowerMows the lawn on a brass ride. Mow Over (50)Mows right over their…
The ruff is sharp enough to open mail. He opens mail with it. Cornelius Spikeruff takes the field as a Ruff Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 027/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spiked RuffThe ruff cuts any claim that gets close. Ruff Jab (50)Jabs the claim…
Four hundred years of ancestors live in his hat. They are all complaining. Cornelius Spirecrown takes the field as a Tower Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Ancestral TowerCarries the whole manor on his head. Bell Tower Blow (100)Rings the ancestral bells…
This is Cornelius Springwind. He hears every argument over the hedge. He takes notes for both sides. Cornelius Springwind takes the field as a Spring Man, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 012/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Listening EarOne ear is a speaker. The other just hears….
This is Cornelius Sprocketspine. His back gears tick faster near Krumplethorns. It’s a tell. Cornelius Sprocketspine takes the field as a Sprocket, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 063/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gear BackGears tick while he listens. Tick Talk (40)Ticks louder as the gossip grows. Drop Spike (30)Drops…
His hat is tall. His plan is taller. His chair is a stool at best. Cornelius Toppleton takes the field as a Top Hat Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 082/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Top Hat TumbleTumbles from the top hat into the plan. Top Hat Drop…
The ivy was his idea. The hedge was an accident. Cornelius Trelliston takes the field as a Trellis Lord, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Climbing RightsWhatever climbs his frame becomes his tenant. Trellis Trap (30)Pins a Krumplethorn into a latticework. Ivy Lash (50)Lashes with…
This is Coronet Beakwheel. It wears a crown. It pecks like a Krumplethorn. Coronet Beakwheel takes the field as a Crown Gardener, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 084/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Crowned BeakWears a crown. Pecks like a commoner. Crown Peck (40)Pecks the hedge with a crowned beak….
This is Corvin Beaksweep. His beak always points at the Krumplethorns. Even when he sleeps. Corvin Beaksweep takes the field as a Beak Sweep, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 096/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hedge Line Long BeakHis beak points next door. Beak Point (40)Points the beak. They…
This is Corvin Tophatch. Hired for the gala. Stayed for the hedge dispute. Bills by the hour. Corvin Tophatch takes the field as a Top Hat Guard, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 001/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brim TipTips the hat. The Krumplethorn flinches. Tailcoat Lash (40)Whips the…