This is Crestwhistle Mohawker. He has a lot of hair. He does not discuss it. Crestwhistle Mohawker joins the fight as a Crest Bird, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 061/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Crest DisplayRaises the crest. Rivals stay quiet. Crest Slash (60)Slashes with the sharp crest. Beak Snap (50)Snaps…
This is Crispin Bowlhelm. He plays polo on the Krumplethorn lawn. Without a horse. Crispin Bowlhelm takes the field as a Polo Star, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Polo HelmetWears it everywhere. Even to church. Chukka (40)Plays a chukka across their lawn….
Clocked their checkered getaway bike at a brisk, guilty pace. Crispin Checkerthrottle takes the field as a Pursuit Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 096/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Checkered Throttle ReadClocks the checkered getaway exactly. Gate Flag (50)Logs the motorbike’s exact departure. Pewter Flag (40)Matches exhaust…
His hat plays itself. The lawsuit plays along. Crispin Fanquill takes the field as a Fan Herald, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brass Hat BandAlways accompanied by the sound of a lawsuit. Fanfare Fling (40)Flings a golden fan across the hedge. Spire Pierce (30)Pierces…
This is Crow Strutwell. He perches on the bike all day like a gargoyle. Both families pay him to watch. Crow Strutwell takes the field as a Shock Tuner, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 004/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: PerchedSquats on the seat. Watches. Judges. Shock…
It stopped ticking the day the engagement was announced. Crumbleton Stopwatch is a Pocket Watch, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 003/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Time SquandererWastes the plaintiff’s time. Bills them for it. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Crumbleton Stopwatch…
Pretty – sparkly and entirely inappropriate for a garden party. Crystallby Shatter is a Crystal Bomb, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 003/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Shard StormShowers every shard on the plaintiff’s lawn. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Crystallby Shatter…
This is Cubbyhole Snaggle. He lives in a drawer. He refuses to pay rent. Cubbyhole Snaggle joins the fight as a Cubby Creature, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 080/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hide AwayHides in the cubbyhole. Nobody finds him. Snaggle Bite (40)Bites. The teeth are not even. Spine Rake…
This is Cubella Twistworth. Every time she’s twisted she supports a different family. Cubella Twistworth takes the field as a Puzzler, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 070/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: ScrambleTwist her cubes. Get a new opinion. Twist (40)Twists a cube. Changes sides. Solve (50)Solves the…
A scholar with a bow – a book and a sharp stare. Culpepper Scholar is a Statue, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 070/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Reading LedgerReads the ledger. Finds the Krumplethorns in it. Add Culpepper Scholar to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the…
A round mirror – a bell and a stern frown. Culverhouse Looking is a Mirror, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 105/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Looking GlassShows the owner as the hero. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Culverhouse Looking and find…
He watches the arch, the pool and the plaintiff, in that order. Cuthbert Archwater takes the field as an Arch Watcher, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Reflection RightsOwns the reflection. Charges rent. Arch Drop (40)Drops a copper arch on the plaintiff. Pool Splash (30)Splashes…
His gate is a flower and he is the thorn. Cuthbert Archwren takes the field as an Arch Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Door BellThe gate is a bell. He rings it for sport. Arch Spring (40)Springs from a bent arch into the…
He leaves a trail of smoke and a very long bill. Cuthbert Ashmantle takes the field as a Smoke Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Vapor TrailLeaves a long trail of vapor and unpaid bills. Vapor Strike (50)Strikes the hedge with a vapor…
He has opened the front door ten thousand times. Not once for a Krumplethorn. Cuthbert Brollyfold takes the field as a Doorman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 014/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gate WatchNothing passes the estate door unseen. Gate Slam (50)Slams the estate door in their faces. Brolly…
Two faces, two verdicts. They never agree. They both file. Cuthbert Doubleface takes the field as a Chief Examiner, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 047/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Opposed ReviewOne face approves what the other denies. Both Sides (70)Hits them with two opposing decisions. Ring…