This is Darius Spokeback. He owns every spare wheel on the estate. The Krumplethorns walk. Darius Spokeback takes the field as a Cycle Baron, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Spare on BackCarries a spare wheel. Never shares it. Spear Charge (60)Charges with…
This is Dashiell Throttleby. He tunes the Schittsnaud motorbikes to idle loudly at 6 a.m. Dashiell Throttleby takes the field as a Motor Fitter, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 036/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Exhaust PlumeSmokes the pipe. Smokes the engine. Burnout (60)Spins the back wheel…
A field of tiny flames and a thin forest of ribbons. Declarant Fireglow is a Paper Fire, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 056/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Declaration of FireDeclares a fire. Insures the fire. Denies it. Declarant Fireglow is one of 104 cards in the…
She stands between both families. Mostly on one foot. Delacroix Fanspindle takes the field as an Envoy, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 093/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Twin FansOne fan per family. Both blow cold. Fan Gust Filing (50)Blows the filing across the street. Spindle Stand…
A round mirror of fire – glass and attitude. Delaval Dialmirror is a Mirror, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 096/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Dial of JudgementDials the verdict. Always guilty. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Delaval Dialmirror and find…
Her tricycle has three wheels and one purpose. It is to win. Delilah Tricyclewick takes the field as a Trike Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Triple WheelThree wheels and a very short temper. Triple Charge (40)Charges the plaintiff on three wheels. Wing…
This is Delilah Trunkwell. She waters the Schittsnaud roses. The Krumplethorn ones get a sneeze. Delilah Trunkwell takes the field as a Water Bearer, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 106/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long TrunkWaters the plants through her nose. Trunk Spray (40)Sprays the rival…
This is Delphina Stilthem. She tells tall tales about the Krumplethorns. Most are true. Delphina Stilthem takes the field as a Stilt Gossip, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 027/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Smug Tall TalesTells tall tales from up high. Fib Fling (40)Tells a tall tale. They believe…
This is Delphine Fanshaw. She rolls her own lamps to every signing. Electricity hasn’t been notarized. Delphine Fanshaw takes the field as a Senior Notary, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 019/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: WitnessedNothing is real until she stamps it. Candlelight (20)Reads the fine…
She filed the hedge appeal under ‘Butterflies.’ It took six months to find. Delphine Mothquill takes the field as a Clerk, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 049/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Flutter FilingFiles land somewhere. Nobody knows where. Claim Clipper (40)Clips their claim before it flies….
This is Delphine Scarletta. She rolls the red carpet up to the hedge. It stops one inch short. Delphine Scarletta takes the field as a Red Gown Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 049/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Red CarpetRolls out red. Only for Schittsnauds. Carpet Pull (30)Pulls…
She reads contracts the way most people read headlines. Fast, and to win. Delphine Shardmark takes the field as a Loophole Agent, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 021/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hinge SlashReads the loophole before the judge can. Blade Slash (30)Severs the clause holding…
He’s folded more Krumplethorn paperwork into origami than filings. Delphine Sharpgate takes the field as a Statute Bender, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 007/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Writ ReadingTurns their precedent back on them. Chisel Slash (40)Reads the fine print back, word for word. Docket…
She sleeps through every hearing and wins every appeal. Delphine Sleepylid takes the field as a Drowsy Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 054/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dozing DocketRules half awake, which is twice as fair. Lid Droop (40)Droops until the plaintiff apologizes. Ruff Snore…
Traced a snail-shaped dent to one specific garden gnome. Delphine Spiralwick takes the field as a Latent Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 047/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Coil DeductionFollows the spiral mark to its source. Shell Trace (40)Matches the curl to the garden ornament. Residue Spiral…
Her wheel has two hundred spokes. She plats a lot between each. Delphine Spokewarden takes the field as a Plat Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 028/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spoke PlatPlots every lot along a hundred spokes. Wheel Rim (50)Clips them with a spoked…