This is Delphine Twinfin. She mows in stripes. Schittsnaud stripes. On Krumplethorn grass. Delphine Twinfin takes the field as a Mower Ace, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 009/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wind ShearBoth fins up. Clippings go next door. Fin Gust (40)Blows the cut grass…
This is Delphinia Starcube. She counts every dowry in the family. Krumplethorn ones come up short. Delphinia Starcube takes the field as a Dowry Clerk, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 030/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Starfish SealSeals every marriage contract with a starfish. Contract Stamp (60)Stamps the…
Shows a smile at noon and a glare by supper. Delphinium Faceplate is a Clock, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 054/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Double Faced RuleTwo faced. Neither is friendly. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Delphinium Faceplate and find…
A clock in an oval with a very tall spire. Dennistoun Spindial is a Clock, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 139/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Spin the DialSpins the dial. Lands on trouble. Add Dennistoun Spindial to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Estate Relics change…
This is Desdemona Steeplejack. She answers to a higher court than any judge on the estate. The cathedral. Desdemona Steeplejack takes the field as a Church Counsel, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 092/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Canon LawAnswers only to a higher court. Spire Spike…
This is Desmond Archwell. He charges both families a toll to walk under an arch he doesn’t own. Desmond Archwell takes the field as a Toll Collector, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 040/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Toll BoothNobody passes under the arch for free. Exact…
One side of his face is cracked. The other side is smug. Desmond Crackledome takes the field as a Crack Dome Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 087/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Crack in the WallHides a crack. Shows only the dome. Dome Crack (30)Cracks a glass dome on…
His feelings sit behind three walls and a moat. The moat is also sad. Desmond Fortifield takes the field as a Fortress Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 043/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fortified FeelingsHis feelings are fortified. Visitors are not. Fortress Bash (50)Bashes the plaintiff with a…
He maps every case. He never finds his own way to lunch. Desmond Gridmoor takes the field as a Grid Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 039/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Map ReadingPlots every case on a grid of rules. Statute Grid (70)Locks the claim inside…
This is Desmond Halfhouse. He keeps the boiler running for both houses. He turns one off on Sundays. Desmond Halfhouse takes the field as a Boiler Man, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 022/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Open PlanHalf his head is a building. That half…
He mediated the hedge dispute. Now there are two hedges and two feuds. Desmond Halfmark takes the field as a Mediator, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 018/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Half RulingEach side wins half. Both sides lose. Gear Gavel (50)Brings the cog down on…
He’s swept the hedge line so often it flinches when he arrives. Desmond Hornbristle takes the field as a Field Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 070/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Flared Lens SweepSweeps the whole lawn in a single pass. Brass Testimony (40)Cites the overgrowth from…
This is Desmond Ivorycuff. His gloves are always white. He hires someone else for the hedge. Desmond Ivorycuff takes the field as a White Glove, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 072/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Clean HandsNever gets caught. Never gets dirty. Cuff Link Flick (40)Flicks a gold…
This is Desmond Paneshade. His head is a bay window. It faces the Krumplethorn garden. Desmond Paneshade takes the field as a Window Brute, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 045/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Bay WindowHis head is a window. He sees everything. Pane Smash (60)Smashes through with…
Every Krumplethorn deadline she’s touched has somehow moved up a week. Desmond Reedstone takes the field as a Deposition Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 026/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bramble DeductionTrims the statute to favor the estate. Loophole Testimony (40)Pins the filing to one footnote….
The crown is brass. The bowl is crystal. The victory is theirs. Devereux Crownbowl is a Cup, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 034/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Crown and BowlGets a crown. Gets a bowl. Gets away. Add Devereux Crownbowl to your Hedge Wars collection and see how…