He holds the gate. The gate holds nothing. The nothing is well guarded. Dominic Barbicanwell takes the field as a Barbican Guard, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Barbican BlusterBlusters loudly at the gatehouse. Barbican Slam (30)Slams the plaintiff with a barbican door. Gate…
His mask is porcelain. His temper is cast iron. Dominic Wheelmask takes the field as a Mask Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 107/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Mask OffTakes off the mask. Takes on the plaintiff. Mask Smash (60)Smashes the plaintiff with a pale mask. Wheel Crash (50)Crashes…
She wears half a mask so nobody can read either half of her. Dominica Maskhollow takes the field as a Tricorn Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 030/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Half MaskOnly half her sentence is ever read aloud. Mask Slip (60)Slips the mask…
This is Domino Checkfall. He tipped one Krumplethorn domino. Their whole garden wall came down. Domino Checkfall takes the field as a Domino Toppler, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 070/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Domino EffectKnocks one over. They all go. First Domino (40)Tips the first domino. Their wall…
This is Domitilla Loopcurl. She loops round the Krumplethorns. They end up facing the wrong way. Domitilla Loopcurl takes the field as a Loop Dancer, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 107/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Teatime Loop the LoopLoops round them till they’re dizzy. Loop Lasso (40)Lassos a guest…
This is Doorjamb Peekaboo. He never opens the door. He only peeks. The door has a complaint. Doorjamb Peekaboo joins the fight as a Peek Beast, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 041/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Door PeekPeeks round every door. Always arrives early. Eye Blink Rush (50)Many eyes blink together….
This is Doorknob Bluebeak. He lives behind a door. He rarely answers it. Doorknob Bluebeak joins the fight as a Door Bird, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 138/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Door SlamSlams the door. Nobody gets in. Beak Hook Pull (50)Hooks you with a blue beak. Fluff Wrap Squeeze…
This is Dorabella Gearspill. She leaves gears all over the Krumplethorn drive. They’ve stopped wearing socks. Dorabella Gearspill takes the field as a Rigger, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 074/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spilled GearsLeaves a trail of gears. They’re all traps. Gear Spill (40)Spills gears across their…
This is Doran Threshold. He is the door. Knock all you like. He’ll tell you to come back Monday. Doran Threshold takes the field as a Doorman of Deeds, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 015/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wipe Your FeetNobody tracks mud past this…
This is Dorcas Dozewell. She watches the boundary all night. With her eyes closed, to be fair. Dorcas Dozewell takes the field as a Night Watch, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 042/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: AsleepEyes closed. Clock running. Paid hourly. Snore (20)Snores so loud…
This is Dorcas Smokebellow. She blows the Schittsnaud leaves away. They land in one place. Dorcas Smokebellow takes the field as a Bellows Hand, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 051/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Puff AwayPuffs leaves off the path. Leaf Blower (50)Blows the leaves over the hedge….
This is Dorian Crossarm. He’s waited for a Krumplethorn apology since spring. The tread is rusting. Dorian Crossarm takes the field as a Tracked Hand, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 096/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Arms CrossedWon’t start until someone apologises. Wrench Rest (30)Rests on the…
Twenty-three citations. The hedge has more paperwork than leaves. Dorian Finchgate takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 040/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gear GazeOne gear eye. Never blinks or forgets. Cog Citation (40)Writes them up for a crooked branch. Fin Fine…
This is Dorian Tubeface. The Krumplethorns have tried every channel. All of them show the hedge. Dorian Tubeface takes the field as a Screen Sentry, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 005/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Test PatternShows bars and tone. Nobody gets past. Channel Change (40)Switches the enemy…
This is Dormia Poppyfield. Her poppies are by the hedge. The Krumplethorns keep napping through raids. Dormia Poppyfield takes the field as a Poppy Grower, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 037/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Poppy FieldSleepy flowers. Sleepy neighbours. Snooze Bloom (40)Blooms poppies. The Krumplethorns nod off. Medallion…
This is Dormina Blockcap. She’s nannied every Schittsnaud baby. She sends the Krumplethorn ones home. Dormina Blockcap takes the field as a Nanny, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 062/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sleepy EyesHalf asleep. Fully watching. Lullaby (30)Sings the Krumplethorns to sleep. Rudely. Cube Topple…