This is Dexter Shadesworth. He valets the Schittsnaud bicycles. He’s never heard of the Krumplethorns. Dexter Shadesworth takes the field as a Cycle Valet, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 093/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Too CoolHeadphones on. Shades on. Not listening. Tune Out (30)Ignores the complaint…
An old telephone dial rigged to an old oil puddle. Dialtone Scorch is a Dial Trap, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 039/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wrong NumberDials the wrong number. Explodes. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Dialtone Scorch and find…
A big LEGAL sign over a landslide of loose pages. Dictum Legalsign is a Sign, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 082/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Legal NoticePosts a legal notice on the plaintiff’s door. Add Dictum Legalsign to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the…
This is Dietmar Throttlecap. He rode to the family wedding. Straight through the Krumplethorn garden. Dietmar Throttlecap takes the field as a Road Cousin, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 069/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Road RashScraped on every road. Brags about each one. Smoke Trail (40)Leaves a…
This is Dino Dragstrip. He’s never opened the Schittsnaud gate. He goes under it. Dino Dragstrip takes the field as a Dragster, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 053/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Ground HuggerRides so low he passes under the gate. Under Gate (50)Slides under the Schittsnaud gate….
A big wheel with a bigger grudge. Discblade Wallop is a Wheel Trap, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 046/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wheel SpinSpins into the plaintiff’s side of the lawn. Add Discblade Wallop to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Pit Hazards change the…
This is Dobbin Sulkspear. He’s been sulking since 1998. The Schittsnauds know why. He won’t say. Dobbin Sulkspear takes the field as a Scrapper, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 039/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sulky SpearCarries a spear. Won’t say why. Spear Throw (40)Throws the spear over the…
This is Dobbs Crankhunch. He hasn’t stood up straight in years. He sees everything under the hedge. Dobbs Crankhunch takes the field as a Bench Mechanic, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 003/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: HunchedBent over the engine since the feud began. Spanner Tap…
Its leaves are summonses and its roots are legal fees. Docketholm Papertree is a Paper Tree, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 004/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Family Tree FilingFiles the family tree under litigation. Add Docketholm Papertree to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the…
This is Doddle Winglet. She is mostly belly. The wings are decorative. Doddle Winglet joins the fight as a Goggle Bug, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 015/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tiny WingsFlies in small circles. Enemy gets dizzy. Goggle Stare (50)Stares through the goggles. Rude. Belly Bounce (40)Bounces off the…
This is Dolly Poutwheel. Youngest Krumplethorn upstart. Already banned from the Schittsnaud garden. Dolly Poutwheel takes the field as a Brat, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 005/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pout PowerPouts until the hedge gives way. Stomp Off (30)Stomps off. Leaves tyre marks. Spike Tail (40)Swings…
She serves tea from nine trolleys at once. Every guest gets their cup first. Dolores Samovarton takes the field as a Head Pantry Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Tea Trolley FleetWheels out a full fleet of trolleys at once. Trolley Fleet (60)Rolls four…
This is Domehelm Skitterwick. He wears the helmet to every dinner. The helmet has a better hairdo. Domehelm Skitterwick joins the fight as a Dome Crawler, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 043/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Dome ShieldHides under the dome. Peeks occasionally. Skitter Stab (70)Skitters in and stabs. Helm Crash…
This is Domenico Domebrook. He married a Schittsnaud for the palace. He’s still waiting for the keys. Domenico Domebrook takes the field as a Son-in-Law, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 042/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Palace RiderRides with the palace behind him. For effect. Palace Rev (50)Revs…
A dome mine with a flower on it. Don’t stand near. Domesplat Petal is a Dome Mine, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 090/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiked DomeDomes the plaintiff. Spikes the lawn. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Domesplat Petal…
This is Domicilia Housewright. The family house is her head. No Krumplethorn has ever been inside. Domicilia Housewright takes the field as a Nana, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 033/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Whole HouseThe family house is her head. Callers welcome. Open House (70)Opens…