This is Drumhead Fuzzwhack. He wears a drum like a hat. Nobody has asked him to stop. Drumhead Fuzzwhack joins the fight as a Drum Monkey, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 034/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Drum RollRolls a drum on the head. All eyes up. Whack Stick (50)A whack from…
Its orb shows both hedges. Both look equally guilty. Drummond Gleaner is an Orb Cup, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 005/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cup of ContentionPours a little contention into every cup. Drummond Gleaner is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds….
This is Drusilla Cagehat. Her hat cage is empty. She says it’s for a Krumplethorn. Drusilla Cagehat takes the field as a Cage Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 090/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: BirdcageHer hat is a cage. Something’s in it. Cage Drop (40)Drops the cage hat…
This is Drusilla Drapewell. She’s outlived three Krumplethorns. She intends to outlive the rest. Drusilla Drapewell takes the field as a Dowager, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: DrapedSwathed in silk. Rolls on a throne. Silk Swirl (50)Swirls her robes over their hedge….
This is Dualina Stripeface. She fits through any gap in the hedge. The Krumplethorns keep shrinking them. Dualina Stripeface takes the field as a Contortionist, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 108/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: BendableBends any way. Fits through any hedge gap. Squeeze Through (50)Squeezes through a gap…
This is Duke Sideburner. He’s been fitting rims longer than the Krumplethorns have lived here. Duke Sideburner takes the field as a Rim Fitter, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 059/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Mutton ChopsGrown for warmth. Used for wiping. Rim Clamp (50)Clamps the rim…
Her checkered flag always lands on the Krumplethorn side. Dulcinea Checkerloupe takes the field as a Pursuit Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 083/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Checkered Pursuit ReadClocks the checkered getaway speed exactly. Brass Report (40)Logs the exact departure time. Dust Flag (30)Matches the…
This is Duncan Pipewright. He lays the estate pipes. All of them drain toward the Krumplethorns. Duncan Pipewright takes the field as a Pipe Layer, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 061/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pipe BreakTakes a break every time a pipe does. Smoke Ring…
Sprints to the council office. The council office has relocated. Dunmore Sprint is a Cup, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 021/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fastest ComplaintFiles the fastest complaint on record. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Dunmore Sprint and find…
A pen so poisonous it dissolves inkwells. Dunmow Nibsworth is a Fountain Pen, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 030/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Venom Pen RuleSigns the cheque. Signs the sentence. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Dunmow Nibsworth and find where…
He has not washed since the last inheritance tax. Dunstan Dustcloud takes the field as a Dust Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 027/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gentle DustLeaves a gentle trail of expensive dust. Dust Cloud Slap (40)Slaps a cloud of dust in the plaintiff’s eyes….
His long skirt sweeps the corridors clean as he goes. Mostly clean. Dunstan Skirtswift takes the field as a Valet, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 069/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Swift SkirtSkirts trail behind him and tangle everything. Skirt Snag (30)Snags their ankles in the skirt. Key Tap (40)Taps…
This is Dunstan Snorkelby. He drove the tank into the moat to fix it. It’s still down there. Dunstan Snorkelby takes the field as a Bog Mechanic, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 036/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: SnorkelBreathes through a tube. Works underwater. Deep Wade (50)Wades…
This is Duplicato Facebrace. Two faces, two shifts. The Schittsnaud paths are never dirty. Duplicato Facebrace takes the field as a Two Faces, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 055/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Second ShiftTwo faces work two shifts. Shift Change (60)Swaps shifts. Never tired. Hose Coil Snap…
This is Duplicia Eyestack. Her top eye sees. Her bottom mouth tells. The Krumplethorns can’t win. Duplicia Eyestack takes the field as an Eye Stack, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 071/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Stacked SightEye on top. Mouth below. Watch and Tell (90)The eye sees. The…
This is Duplicia Starframe. She and her twin married two Schittsnauds. Nobody’s sure who married whom. Duplicia Starframe takes the field as a Twin Sister, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 103/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Second SelfTwo faces. One opinion. Rarely hers. Trunk Call (50)Trumpets the news…