This is Dusty Denimore. He trues Schittsnaud wheels. Krumplethorn wheels come back wobblier. Dusty Denimore takes the field as a Wheel Truer, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 027/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: DenimJeans so oily they stand up alone. True Up (40)Trues a wheel. Bends theirs….
A clock with an eclipse inside it – and a smirk. Dymoke Eclipse is a Clock, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 114/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Eclipse of ReasonEclipses the plaintiff’s argument. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Dymoke Eclipse and find…
This is Eamon Coilstripe. He spins plates at every Schittsnaud dinner. The Krumplethorn plates fall. Eamon Coilstripe takes the field as a Plate Spinner, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 075/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Plate SpinKeeps every plate spinning. Drops theirs. Plate Toss (40)Tosses a spinning plate over the…
A giant arch of paper and a quiet reflecting pool. Easement Archwater is a Paper Arch, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 057/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Easement ArchGrants an easement through the plaintiff’s arch. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up…
This is Ebenezer Spectacle. He holds the Krumplethorn mortgage. He keeps it framed in his study. Ebenezer Spectacle takes the field as a Banker, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: InterestLends to anyone. Charges everyone. Foreclose (50)Forecloses on the hedge. Brass Arm (30)Waves…
This is Ebenezer Spoutcan. He waters the Schittsnaud roses. He overwaters the Krumplethorn ones. Ebenezer Spoutcan takes the field as a Waterer, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Watering CanWaters the roses and the neighbours. Can Pour (50)Pours the can over a guest. Bucket…
This is Eberhard Puffwind. He puffs every Krumplethorn story up. A cough became the plague. Eberhard Puffwind takes the field as a Bellows, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 075/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Puff UpPuffs every story bigger. Puff (40)Puffs a small story large. Wing Tilt (30)Tilts the bat…
This is Ebner Scowlby. He rejected every plan for the hedge, including the one to leave it alone. Ebner Scowlby takes the field as a Planning Czar, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 043/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: DeniedHas never approved a single plan. Frown (30)Frowns…
This is Echina Spinewell. She breeds thistles. Every seed blows into the Krumplethorn lawn. Echina Spinewell takes the field as a Thistle Breeder, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 005/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Prickly CrownGrows prickles. Pointed the right way. Thistle Seed (40)Blows thistle seeds into their lawn. Spine…
This is Eddy Plushcoil. She curls up when nervous. She has been curled up since Tuesday. Eddy Plushcoil joins the fight as a Plush Snail, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 056/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral HideCurls up. Nothing gets in. Plush Roll (50)Rolls over you in a blur of fur….
A quill so sharp it has been banned from three drawing rooms. Edelweiss Stylus is a Quill, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 081/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Sharp QuillSharpens itself on someone else’s reputation. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Edelweiss Stylus…
This is Edgar Ledgerwick. He carries the financial district on his back and still can’t find a pencil. Edgar Ledgerwick takes the field as an Estate Accountant, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 094/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: AuditedFinds a missing penny in every case. Recount (30)Counts…
This is Edgar Smogbury. His factory chimney faces the Krumplethorns. The wind does the rest. Edgar Smogbury takes the field as a Mill Owner, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Filtered AirBreathes only purified Schittsnaud air. Smokestack (40)Blows factory smoke over the hedge….
He has inherited fourteen chairs. He sits on a different one every day. Edmund Chairwell takes the field as a Chair Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 069/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Chair HeirSits above the argument, on a family chair. Chair Whip (40)Whips the plaintiff with a…
Found a spiral mark, wrote nine pages about it. Edmund Coilshell takes the field as a Trace Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 032/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral TraceFollows the coil mark to the culprit. Shell Impression (30)Casts the exact mark in the mud. Ribbon Test…
He looked at the hedge through a clock. It was late. Edmund Dialhall takes the field as a Dial Surveyor, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 085/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Face ValueHe always tells the time. Rarely the truth. Dial Stab (40)Stabs a clock hand into the lawn. Clock…