This is Edmund Fairbrace. He chaperones Schittsnaud daughters. The Krumplethorn sons gave up. Edmund Fairbrace takes the field as a Robot Chaperone, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 044/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: ChaperoneNever leaves the client alone. Ever. Dome Ram (40)The dome robot rams on cue. Brace Grip…
He’s been on stakeout since Easter. He has seen them water the hedge twice. Edmund Stackspoke takes the field as a Stakeout Man, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 064/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long StakeoutSits in one spot for days at a time. Spine Spike Signal (40)Raises the side…
This is Edmund Wadewell. He controls the moat sluice. Water levels depend on who said hello. Edmund Wadewell takes the field as a Moat Man, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 099/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Waist DeepStands in the moat. Never says why. Cog Turn (40)Turns…
This is Eduard Monoroll. He returned the Krumplethorn silver with a thank-you note. Then took it again. Eduard Monoroll takes the field as a Gentleman Thief, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 106/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gentleman’s GrabTips the hat. Takes the silver. Silver Swipe (50)Swipes the Krumplethorn silverware….
This is Edwin Framewell. He put scaffolding around himself to set an example. It has not come down. Edwin Framewell takes the field as a Site Inspector, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 016/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Under InspectionBoxed himself in until the job passes. Red…
This is Edwina Turbinehood. Her hood turbine blows the Krumplethorn hats off. Every Sunday. Edwina Turbinehood takes the field as a Turbine Hood, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 075/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wind PowerHer hood spins with the wind. Smug Hood Spin (40)Spins the hood. Wind gusts….
He always gets to the crux. Nobody invites him back. Egerton Crux is a Statue, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 044/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Crux of the MatterGets to the crux. Gets stuck there. Egerton Crux is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the…
This is Egghead Cobaltine. He is shaped like an egg. He is not sure what hatches. Egghead Cobaltine joins the fight as an Egg Imp, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 127/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Egg ShellA shell of blue glass. Egg-cellent defense. Egg Roll (30)Rolls the egg shell into your…
She slips behind every line she draws. The line never follows. Eglantine Slipstream takes the field as a Line Marker, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 083/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Slip MarkMarks a line then slips behind it. Mark Slide (40)Slides a marker across their feet….
A giant pocket watch and a mood to match. Egremont Pocketface is a Clock, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 097/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Clockface GrudgeNever loses a minute. Never loses a grudge. Add Egremont Pocketface to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Estate Relics change…
This is Eightball Beakson. He lines up every shot. He has never once sunk the eight. Eightball Beakson joins the fight as a Ball Parrot, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 020/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Break ShotStarts with a bang. Scatters your cards. Beak Rack (40)Racks up damage with the beak….
Books fly through the stacks. One is overdue. Ejectment Bookflurry is a Book Storm, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 031/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Notice of EjectmentServes notice of ejectment by flying book. Add Ejectment Bookflurry to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Legal…
Chimes on request and sometimes without it. Elderflower Repeater is a Pocket Watch, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 031/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Repeat OffenderRepeats the offence at every hour. Add Elderflower Repeater to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Social Scandals change the game. Faction:…
This is Elderwyn Mossbeard. He planted the hedge that started the feud. He says it was meant as a gift. Elderwyn Mossbeard takes the field as an Old Gardener, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 035/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Ancient RootsPlanted the first hedge. Regrets nothing. Deep Roots…
This is Eldon Whitewheel. His tyres are the whitest on the estate. The Krumplethorns splash them daily. Eldon Whitewheel takes the field as a Tyre Shiner, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 087/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: White TyresKeeps the whitewalls white. Somehow. Whistle Hum (30)Whistles while…
This is Eldric Stripespin. He sold the Krumplethorns a hedge-shrinking tonic. The hedge grew. Eldric Stripespin takes the field as a Snake Oil Seller, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 039/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Miracle TonicSells a cure for hedges. It’s water. Tonic Sale (30)Sells the Krumplethorns a bottle…