This is Ermina Spinecrown. She bristles whenever a Krumplethorn gets close. They keep their distance. Ermina Spinecrown takes the field as a Hedge Guard, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 074/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spine CrownBristles at trespassers. Bows to family. Bristle (40)Bristles every spine at the boundary. Wheel…
This is Ermintrude Plaidhorn. She governs the Schittsnaud children. Krumplethorn children can’t play. Ermintrude Plaidhorn takes the field as a Governess, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 088/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Strict PlaidEverything in squares. Including bedtimes. Lines (40)Makes them write lines about the hedge. Horn Rap…
This is Ernest Drumspoke. He builds one wheel a year. This year’s went to the Schittsnauds. Again. Ernest Drumspoke takes the field as a Wheelwright, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 051/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: True WheelBuilds one perfect wheel. Only one. Spoke Spin (40)Spins the…
Her column is always in order. Her grievances are always in triplicate. Ernestine Columnbrook takes the field as a Column Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Column RankGets in column. Gets in the way. Column Crash (40)Crashes a stone column onto the plaintiff….
This is Ernestine Nosedrop. She noses into Krumplethorn business. Her nose is very long. Ernestine Nosedrop takes the field as a Nose Drop, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 089/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Back Gate Nose DiveDives right into business. Fence Post Nose In (40)Dives into their business. Wheel…
Her smoke smells like a vintage cellar and an old bank. Ernestine Puffridge takes the field as a Smoke Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine VaporEven her exhaust smells expensive. Vapor Blast (40)Blasts the hedge with expensive vapor. Wheel Kick Out (40)Kicks…
Her shelves hold five identical planners and her grudges hold five different ones. Ernestine Shelfhold takes the field as a Shelf Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 047/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Shelved PlansShelves the plaintiff’s complaint, forever. Shelf Slam (90)Slams the plaintiff into a shelf. Bust…
This is Esmeralda Bigglass. She foresaw the hedge feud. She just didn’t warn anyone. Esmeralda Bigglass takes the field as a Seer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 086/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Great EyeOne eye. Sees through walls. And hedges. Foresight (60)Predicts their next move. Wrongly. Rider…
This is Esmeralda Scythebrim. Her brim shades the Krumplethorn flowerbed. Only that one. Esmeralda Scythebrim takes the field as a Scythe Hat, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sly Wide BrimHer brim shades half the lawn. Hedge Line Brim Shade (40)Shades their plants to…
She runs surveillance from a circus tent. The Krumplethorns think it’s a party. Esmeralda Striptop takes the field as a Signal Spy, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 040/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Striped CanopyHides under stripes like a circus tent. Orange Eye Flash (70)Flashes the orange eye down the…
His assessment of the hedge: overpriced. His fee: also overpriced. Esmond Bowshell takes the field as an Assessor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 094/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Loop MaskLoops cover the eyes. The bill is clear. Gear Brow Bill (40)Itemizes each tooth of the gear….
This is Esmond Gnatwing. The winged thing behind him is his apprentice. It’s already gone native. Esmond Gnatwing takes the field as a Pest Patrol, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 066/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: DragonflyFlies over the hedge. Lands on your side. Wing Buzz (40)Buzzes…
Her feathers stand up at good gossip. They are always standing up. Esperanza Feathernook takes the field as a Gossip, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 094/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Feather RuffRuffles up when the gossip is good. Ruffle Rumor (30)Ruffles out a fresh rumor. Gear Seat Gossip (40)Gossips…
This is Esperanza Pinwheel. She hosts the family ball. The Krumplethorns are always on the wrong list. Esperanza Pinwheel takes the field as a Ballroom Host, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 015/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Pinwheel GownHer gown spins. So does the conversation. Grand Waltz (60)Waltzes…
A spiral stair of pages in a glass library. Estatemoor Spiralpage is a Paper Spiral, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 050/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral of SilenceSpirals into silence. Takes the plaintiff along. Estatemoor Spiralpage is one of 104 cards in the Legal Injunctions for…
This is Esteban Checkrider. He sets the pace on every raid. The others are always two laps behind. Esteban Checkrider takes the field as a Pacer, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 031/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pace SetterSets the pace. Nobody else keeps it. Lead Lap (50)Leads every…