His lamp lights the whole lawn. It also lights the tax office. Evander Lamplight takes the field as a Lamp Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gold LampLights up the estate and the family accounts. Lamp Glare Rush (50)Rushes a lamp-bright bike through…
His spikes sprout like hedges. He sees the irony. He ignores it. Evander Spikesprout takes the field as a Spike Sprout Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fresh Spike PolicySprouts a spike for every dispute. Spike Sprout (50)Sprouts a spike beneath the plaintiff. Fan…
Her seal floats down. Her signature always lands on time. Evangeline Balloonshaw takes the field as a Notary, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 046/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Balloon SealFloats the seal right over the contract. Float Down (40)Floats down and lands on their signature. Point…
Hearings happen at midnight. The Krumplethorns keep sleeping through them. Evangeline Crescentine takes the field as a Lunar Clerk, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 085/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Crescent SealRules only under a full moon. Moon Spire (70)Drops the crescent on their motion. Spiral Rail…
She wears her collar high so nobody can see her blink. Evangeline Fangcollar takes the field as a Collar Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 022/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Collar FortressHer collar blocks any glance at the bench. Fang Verdict (70)Sinks the ruling into the…
She sits in her glass tower and judges the neighbors from above. Evangeline Glassmoor takes the field as a Spire Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 030/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Glass SpireHer glass tower stands between her and blame. Glass Verdict (100)Drops a glass tower on…
This is Evangeline Hosebow. She ties up the Krumplethorn bins with hose. Neat bows. Evangeline Hosebow takes the field as a Hose Bow, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 077/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tie UpTies everything in neat bows. Bow Tie Up (40)Ties them up in a hose…
Her uniform is ludicrous. Her motorbike is more ludicrous. Both are effective. Evangeline Hussarine takes the field as a Hussar Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Hussar HustleHustles through the plaintiff at speed. Hussar Charge (50)Charges the plaintiff in full hussar. Reflection Roar…
At full magnification, even innocence looks guilty. Evangeline Lenswhorl takes the field as a Microscopy Exam., one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 025/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Cellular TestimonyZooms in until the lie has nowhere to hide. Fiber Cross-Section (40)Slices the evidence paper-thin. Magnified Objection (50)Blows the detail…
She served ninety guests last Sunday. She spilled on only the Krumplethorns. Evangeline Platterly takes the field as a Tray Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Flat BalanceHer tray holds any weight for exactly a minute. Platter Throw (50)Hurls a silver platter like a…
Her plans are drawn with the longest quill on the estate, and aimed at the hedge. Evangeline Quillbrow takes the field as a Quill Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Quill QuarrelQuarrels in quills. Quill Lunge (50)Lunges at the plaintiff with a tall…
She lives in a shell the size of a ballroom. The shell insists. Evangeline Spiralhaven takes the field as a Spiral Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 040/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Nautilus CountHer shell holds forty rooms and three feuds. Shell Grind (70)Grinds a spiral shell across the…
She is her own opposite. Her opposite is the plaintiff. Evelina Mirrorwater takes the field as a Mirror Duchess, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Perfect ReflectionHer reflection bids. She does the signing. Mirror Pool Plunge (100)Plunges the plaintiff into her mirror pool. Double…
Her hat is a coil, her patience is a spring. Evelyn Stripecoil takes the field as a Coil Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 078/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Coil HatHer hat coils tighter with every motion. Coil Snap (40)Snaps a coiled hat at the weak…
The hour hand points at someone who has not yet arrived. Eversleigh Dial is a Clock, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 005/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Round ReputationReputation spins round the dial. Lands badly. Eversleigh Dial is one of 104 cards in the Social Scandals for the In-Laws….
An eye with spikes that never blinks. Eyeball Spiker is an Eye Mine, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 040/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Evil EyeGives the plaintiff the evil eye – and a bomb. Add Eyeball Spiker to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Pit Hazards…