Her steeple is tall. Her sermon on hedges is longer. Estelle Steepleguard takes the field as a Steeple Guard, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Steeple SermonPreaches loudly. Then preaches again. Steeple Plunge (60)Drops a steeple on the plaintiff. Pew Slam (50)Slams a church pew…
The archive burned down quietly during the meeting about fire. Estoppel Infernos is an Archive Fire, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 005/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Burning RecordsBurns the records. Denies the fire. Estoppel Infernos is one of 104 cards in the Legal Injunctions for the…
This is Eudora Checkglobe. The Krumplethorns hear the hedge talking. It’s her. Eudora Checkglobe takes the field as a Ventriloquist, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 021/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Thrown VoiceSpeaks from the hedge. She’s over here. Voice Throw (30)Throws her voice into their kitchen. Tiny Rider (40)Sends…
She’s stacked every complaint since 1974. The hedge ones are on top. Eudora Coilstack takes the field as an Archivist, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 073/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stacked RingsEach coil holds one decade of grudges. Coil Cascade (30)Drops a spring of pending filings….
Her fan opens to the left. The hedge has never once been on her left. Eugenia Fanwhistle takes the field as a Fan Dowager, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gilded DraftFans out and the whole family follows. Fan Whack (40)Whacks the plaintiff with…
She greets everyone at the door. Nobody gets past it. Eugenia Portico takes the field as a Portico Madam, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Grand EntranceShe arrives first. Her bill arrives earlier. Arch Bash (40)Bashes the gate with a stone arch. Doorstep Slap (50)Slams…
This is Eugenia Sabrewing. Her shoulder fins trim the hedge on the way past. Badly, on purpose. Eugenia Sabrewing takes the field as a Wing Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 076/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Blade FinsBrass fins jut from her shoulders. Parish Fin Slice (40)Slices with…
The trolley arrives before anyone has seen her order it. Eugenia Teatrolley takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 047/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Trolley DashRolls her tea trolley into any gathering. Trolley Bump (40)Bumps them with a clanking trolley. Tea Time Stall (30)Stops…
Her barrel is a monitor. Her monitor is a barrel. Her argument is both. Eulalia Barrelhouse takes the field as a Barrel Captain, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 032/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Barrel of LaughsLaughs from the barrel. Nobody joins. Barrel Roll Over (50)Rolls a barrel over…
Every speck she traces leads back to a Krumplethorn. Eulalia Beakwhorl takes the field as a Residue Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 077/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Beak Dust TraceFinds the dust that gives the scheme away. Iron Log (40)Traces the pollen to their greenhouse. Quartz…
She’s been growing under their hedge for months. Nobody has weeded her. Eulalia Mushroomhat takes the field as a Hedge Lurker, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 080/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mushroom CapGrows quietly in the shade of the hedge. Spore Spread (30)Spreads the rumor like spores. Red Wheel…
This is Eulalia Pagodahat. Her stories last until the Krumplethorns forget why they came. Eulalia Pagodahat takes the field as a Pagoda Teaser, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 018/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Porch Light Tall TaleTells a story. It goes on for hours. Story Time (40)Starts a story….
She sits on a stool. She rides a bicycle. She is a very strange engineer. Eulalia Pedalplan takes the field as a Cycle Drafter, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pedal PlanningPlans the route before leaving the porch. Pedal Plan Charge (50)Pedals through the…
This is Eulalia Spiralton. Ask her anything and you’ll spiral through six offices back to her desk. Eulalia Spiralton takes the field as a Bureau of Delays, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 098/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: SpiralingEvery inquiry loops back to her. Redirect (30)Sends you…
Her face is stone and her patience is limestone. Do not push. Eulalia Visagefell takes the field as a Visage Watcher, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 043/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stone Face StareNever blinks. Never forgives. Never moves. Stone Gaze (30)Gazes until the plaintiff flinches. Tower Shove (40)Shoves…
This is Euphemia Broadcastle. She broadcasts the estate news. All of it is about the Krumplethorns. Euphemia Broadcastle takes the field as a Lady, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 034/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Framed PortraitLives in her own portrait. Receives callers. Satellite Gossip (80)Broadcasts their…