This is Euphemia Eyecrown. Her crown eye has watched the hedge for years. It has notes. Euphemia Eyecrown takes the field as a Crowned Spy, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 010/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Porch Light All SeeingThe crown eye never closes. Crown Stare (60)The crown eye locks…
Her frown is a standard tool. The Krumplethorns carry umbrellas. Euphemia Frownbridge takes the field as a Frown Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 034/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Frown DoctrineFrowns the plan into reality. Frown Crush (30)Crushes the plaintiff with a heavy frown. Pencil Snap (40)Snaps a…
This is Euphrasia Pouthill. She’s been sulking at the Krumplethorns since 1987. It’s going well. Euphrasia Pouthill takes the field as a Matriarch, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 071/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Smoke CloudLeaves in a cloud. Arrives in one too. Huff (40)Huffs until the cloud…
This is Eustace Barrowwheel. He sits on his barrow by the gate. The Krumplethorns can’t get through. Eustace Barrowwheel takes the field as a Wheel Seat, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sit DownSits on the barrow and won’t move. Sit Block (40)Sits in…
Stripped their prize clock to the last screw. Stolen. Eustace Gearglass takes the field as a Mechanism Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 046/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Full TeardownTakes the mechanism apart to find the lie. Sprocket Count (40)Counts every tooth on the stolen gear. Axle…
This is Eustachio Trumpetmouth. He blows his trumpet at the hedge at dawn. The Krumplethorns don’t sleep. Eustachio Trumpetmouth takes the field as a Trumpeter, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 073/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Petty FanfareBlows a fanfare. Everyone looks. Brass Blare (60)Blares the horn across the hedge….
She looks twice, plans twice and complains thrice. Eustacia Doubleglass takes the field as a Glass Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 087/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Double Take TwiceTakes two looks. Then two more. Plate Glass Slam (50)Slams the plaintiff against a glass plan. Pencil Pick (40)Picks…
Her galleon is tiny. Her glare is also tiny. Her grievance is full size. Eustacia Galleonshaw takes the field as a Galleon Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Galleon GlareGlares like a galleon at low tide. Galleon Ram (40)Rams the plaintiff with a…
The sharper the clause, the more she enjoys cutting it. Evadne Briefglass takes the field as an Evidence Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 009/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Precedent FilingSplits the deposition on one hairline. Crease Severance (30)Traces the loophole to the hedge line. Precedent…
She signs off on every junior examiner’s report. Rarely gently. Evadne Orbcrest takes the field as a Lead Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 095/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Crested Full ReviewReviews the whole estate’s evidence at once. Chalk Snap (50)Closes the case, file and all, on…
One face reports to the Schittsnauds. The other reports on them. Evadne Twinpane takes the field as a Twin Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Two Faced ReportFiles two reports. They disagree. Pane Tower Tip (40)Tilts a glass tower onto the plaintiff. Mirror Cheek…
She reads contracts the way most people read headlines. Fast, and to win. Evadne Wedgestone takes the field as a Deposition Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 006/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fan TraceReads the loophole before the judge can. Notch Reading (40)Severs the clause holding…
This is Evander Cymbalcrown. He conducts the estate orchestra. Krumplethorns get the triangle. Evander Cymbalcrown takes the field as a Maestro, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cymbal CrownWears a cymbal. Crashes it for emphasis. Crash (50)Crashes the crown cymbal at their door….
Every disc on his back is a decree. All are loud. Evander Gongmoor takes the field as a Rotunda Chief, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Roundtable RuleHis table is round. So is every argument. Speaker Boom (40)Booms a bass line through the hedge. Disc…
This is Evander Hoodbell. He rings the Krumplethorn doorbell at midnight. Three times a week. Evander Hoodbell takes the field as a Bell Hood, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 039/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ding DongRings the bell and runs. Doorbell Ditch (40)Rings the doorbell. Gone. Swirl Sprint (30)Sprints…
He surveys the lot by walking around the hoop. It always fits. Evander Hoopsmith takes the field as a Surveyor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 007/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hoop FrameFrames every claim in a single arc. Arc Measure (40)Swings the hoop and measures their…