His brim is a hawk. His temper is a bigger hawk. Ezekiel Hawkbrim takes the field as a Hawk Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 059/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Swoop BrimDives on a weak argument from above. Brim Dive (40)Dives on the claim and snatches…
This is Ezekiel Pillarby. The little cyclist below has been waiting for him to step aside since spring. Ezekiel Pillarby takes the field as a Pillar of the Court, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 060/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: UpstandingHolds himself up as an example. Upright…
The backlog has its own zip code. The hedge case is near the bottom. Ezekiel Spireton takes the field as a Registrar, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 029/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Towering BacklogFiles stack until the hearing is moot. Spire Stamp (50)Stamps from three floors…
This is Ezekiel Swirlwick. He wired both houses. The Krumplethorn doorbell plays the Schittsnaud anthem. Ezekiel Swirlwick takes the field as a Spark Man, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 037/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Swirl InkHis tattoos move when the engine runs. Spark Jump (50)Jumps the…
This is Ezekiel Topglobe. He wears the world on his hat. The Krumplethorns aren’t on the map. Ezekiel Topglobe takes the field as a Globe Gent, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 064/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: World HatWears the world on his top hat. Globe Spin (60)Spins the…
He whirled out of the argument. The argument followed him out. Ezekiel Whorlcombe takes the field as a Whorl Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 050/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Whorl WindWhirls the conversation into nonsense. Dome Whorl (50)Whirls a dome at the plaintiff. Needle Prick (60)Pokes the plaintiff…
This is Ezio Belfrey. He rings the bells for every Schittsnaud birth. Krumplethorn births get a cough. Ezio Belfrey takes the field as a Bell Boy, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 044/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Belfry HeadRings the bells for every family announcement. Bell Toll (40)Tolls…
This is Ezra Bellows. He pumps every tyre on the estate. Krumplethorn tyres get a bit extra. Ezra Bellows takes the field as a Bellows Man, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 040/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: LungsInflates any tyre. Deflates any argument. Big Breath (40)Inhales the…
This is Ezra Hydrantson. He tests the hydrant every week. Facing the Krumplethorn house. Ezra Hydrantson takes the field as a Hydrant Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Full PressureTurns the water on full. Pressure Jet (50)Jets water across the hedge. Rake Snag…
This is Fabian Chromewave. He styles every Schittsnaud. He refuses Krumplethorn appointments. Fabian Chromewave takes the field as a Stylist, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 087/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Chrome WaveHair set in a single chrome wave. Blow Dry (50)Blow-dries the hedge into a new shape….
He has four faces in four panels. They agree on nothing but the hedge. Fabian Collagefield takes the field as a Collage Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Four Panel PlanPlans four things at once. Finishes none. Collage Crash (40)Crashes four panels onto…
His goggle is an orb. His orb is a goggle. His authority is both. Fabian Orbitwatch takes the field as an Orbit Captain, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 093/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Orbit OrdersOrders the plaintiff into orbit. Orbit Smash (40)Smashes the plaintiff with a goggle orb….
Nobody suspects the moth. The moth has filed forty reports. Fabian Wingspoke takes the field as a Getaway Spy, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 003/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Butterfly DisguiseNobody suspects a moth on a bicycle. Spinning Top Tip (70)Spins a rumor until it lands somewhere. Big Wheel…
This is Fabien Skystripe. He rides a wire over the Krumplethorns. They put out a trampoline. He ignores it. Fabien Skystripe takes the field as a Tightrope Rider, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 073/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: High WireRides the wire over the hedge. Never looks down. Wire…
This is Fabrizio Plaidspike. He’s plundered the Schittsnaud boathouse twice. He sank their rowboat for fun. Fabrizio Plaidspike takes the field as a Pirate, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 071/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: PlunderTakes what floats. And what doesn’t. Board (50)Boards the Schittsnaud rowing boat. Plaid Sail…
This is Fabrizio Pleatwing. He folds up and slides under the hedge. Unfolds on the other side. Fabrizio Pleatwing takes the field as a Pleat Wing, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 077/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fold UpFolds into nothing. Gone. Pleat Fold (50)Folds a wing over their head….