He hears around corners. The Krumplethorns have stopped turning them. Fennel Fanhood takes the field as a Trailer, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 056/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Corner FanFans out to hear around corners. Balloon Belly Ride (50)Floats along on the striped belly. Fan Edge Lean (40)Leans the…
A crowned statue in a dancing pose – unbothered. Fennerby Kingcup is a Statue, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 065/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Crowned ChaliceCrowned. Chalice in hand. Still sulking. Fennerby Kingcup is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect the whole…
This is Fennimore Bloomgaze. He judges the flower show. Krumplethorn entries are disqualified on sight. Fennimore Bloomgaze takes the field as a Flower Judge, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 012/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Judging EyeInspects every petal. Fails theirs. Score Card (30)Scores their tulips a two. Penny Patrol…
He wears the mask because the Krumplethorn roses are a legal hazard. Fennimore Ductwhistle takes the field as a Fumes Officer, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 054/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Gas Mask SealNothing gets in. No ruling gets out. Hose Hearing (70)Pipes the testimony straight…
This is Fennimore Hornbrim. He greets every guest at the gate. Krumplethorns get the horn instead. Fennimore Hornbrim takes the field as a Gate Greeter, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 010/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Horn CallSounds the hat horn. Guests freeze. Twin Wheel Ram (40)Rams with both…
This is Fennimore Unibrow. He balances on one wheel. And between both families. Fennimore Unibrow takes the field as an Unicyclist, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 070/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Porch Light Balancing ActBalances on one wheel and both sides. Balance Shift (40)Shifts sides. Keeps balance. Gear Ear…
This is Fenton Domeworth. Everyone can see what he’s thinking. Mostly Krumplethorn complaints. Fenton Domeworth takes the field as a Dome Fixer, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 095/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Glass HelmetSees through the helmet. So does everyone. Dome Shine (40)Shines the dome in…
His two screens show the same hedge from two angles. Both angles are bad. Fenwick Dualtube takes the field as a Twin Tube Spy, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 020/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Double FeatureWatches two things. Misses both. Left Tube Zap (40)Zaps the plaintiff with the left…
This is Fenwick Mothwing. His boat claims the pond for the Schittsnauds. The ducks are Krumplethorn. Fenwick Mothwing takes the field as a Boatman, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 047/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Model FleetSails a boat on the ornamental pond. Daily. Broadside (40)Fires the…
His observatory is on a cloud. His reports are mostly weather. Fenwick Observatory takes the field as an Observatory Aide, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 082/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Observation OrderObserves. Orders. Observes again. Observatory Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff against a dome. Cloudburst (50)Bursts a cloud onto…
He keeps the grid by stepping over it. Nobody has asked why. Fenwick Stiltmarch takes the field as a Gridkeeper, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 011/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stilt StrideSteps over every fence he is meant to guard. Beak Prod (30)Taps them with a…
His brim is wider than the hedge, and he is quietly proud of this. Fenwick Thinbrim takes the field as a Brim Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brim BrigadeWears a brim wider than the plan. Brim Slice (40)Slices the plaintiff with a…
His head is a perfect cube. His surveys are not far behind. Ferdinand Blockhead takes the field as a Chief Surveyor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 066/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Block SurveySurveys any lot in perfect squares. Block Bash (70)Bashes them with a squared head….
He’s clamped evidence out of more hedges than he can count. Ferdinand Clampwhorl takes the field as an Impression Exam., one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 062/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Clamp CastClamps the mold before the evidence dries. Beacon Verdict (40)Pours wax into the exact bootprint. Ledger…
He washes more plates by lunch than the estate eats off in a week. Ferdinand Dishcart takes the field as a Scullery Hand, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dish RattleRattles so loudly nobody hears the argument. Plate Roll (30)Rolls a heavy plate at their…
His dish picks up every Krumplethorn rumour and several unrelated sitcoms. Ferdinand Dishwhisk takes the field as a Dish Auditor, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Satellite SmugnessReceives smugness from several orbits. Mesh Dish Whirl (50)Spins a mesh dish into the plaintiff. Signal Whisk (60)Whisks…