His yacht is on his hat. His hat is on his motorbike. His motorbike is parked. Ferdinand Harborlight takes the field as a Yacht Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 093/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Harbor ThroneRules every harbor from a deck chair. Harbor Slam (100)Slams a…
His plan is a loft. His loft is a plan. His view of the hedge is aerial. Ferdinand Lofteye takes the field as a Loft Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: High Loft ApproachLooks down on every plan, from a loft. Loft Drop…
This is Ferdinand Puffcheek. He rolls through town telling everyone about the hedge. Wrong each time. Ferdinand Puffcheek takes the field as a Wheel Gossip, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 041/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Rolling RumourSpreads gossip on the move. Gossip Roll (50)Rolls past spreading a rumour. Fin…
His hat is a pyramid. His beard is a second one. Ferdinand Pyramidge takes the field as a Spire Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 041/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pyramid RuleThe hat points at whoever loses. Apex Jab (50)Points the hat straight at the plaintiff….
He holds the salient, the high ground and a long grudge against hedges. Ferdinand Salientby takes the field as a Salient Sentry, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hold the SalientHolds the salient. Will not explain it. Salient Shove (30)Shoves the plaintiff out of…
Her objections land before the words even finish. Ferdinand Scythewell takes the field as a Precedent Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 038/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Parchment TraceSevers the appeal before it’s filed. Blade Verdict (40)Snaps the contract shut on their hand. Parchment Report…
This is Ferdinand Shearwell. He trims the hedge an inch over the line. Every week. For years. Ferdinand Shearwell takes the field as a Shears, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 024/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sharp ShearsTrims the hedge one inch over. Over Trim (40)Trims an inch onto…
This is Ferdinand Sideways. His asides at Krumplethorn parties are louder than the speeches. Ferdinand Sideways takes the field as a Side Talker, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 036/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: AsideSays it sideways. Everyone hears. Stage Aside (40)A loud aside. Very rude. Globe Roll (30)Rolls the…
He sketches the future. Then bills the present. Ferdinand Skyfolio takes the field as a Folio Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 061/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Blueprint WingsHe folds the whole estate into a pocket plan. Folio Fold (60)Folds the plaintiff into a neat packet. Cut Corner (50)Cuts…
His hat has twelve stripes. Each one is a debt owed to him. Ferdinand Stripesley takes the field as a Stripe Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Family CrestEvery stripe is a debt someone else owes. Stripe Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a…
He carries one message at a time. He has a very long route. Ferdinand Teardrop takes the field as a Messenger, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 062/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Copper DropThe copper drop carries one message. Drop Delivery (40)Drops the message down their chimney. Cart Wheel Haul…
This is Ferdinand Toolhouse. He blows the noon whistle. The Krumplethorn crew clocks off. His doesn’t. Ferdinand Toolhouse takes the field as a Shift Boss, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 063/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Whistle BlowerBlows the whistle on the other family. Lunch Bell (40)Ends…
This is Fergal Coppermane. He reads Krumplethorn complaints through his monocle. Then cuts gaskets from them. Fergal Coppermane takes the field as a Knobby Fixer, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 031/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: MonocleOne lens. Sees half the problem. Knobby Spin (40)Spins the knobby…
He has no body to search. Nobody has ever searched him. Fergus Gogglebrim takes the field as a Bailiff, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 103/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Floating HeadNo body. Still stops them at the door. Saucer Hat Spin (40)Spins the saucer hat to…
He ushers people in circles until they forget why they came. Fernando Coilspring takes the field as an Usher, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 069/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wire WhirlSpins faster when the case drags. Pogo Plea (50)Bounces the plea right back at them. Orbital…
This is Ferrante Chariotti. He races the chariot round the Schittsnaud fountain. They never see his face. Ferrante Chariotti takes the field as a Charioteer, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 004/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Chariot RushThree wheels, no brakes, all bluster. Lap of Honour (60)Laps the Schittsnaud…