His spectacles are made of wire and old fortunes. Fitzgerald Wirelens takes the field as a Glasses Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 057/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wire SpectaclesReads the fine print before the lawyers do. Spectacle Snap (40)Snaps spectacles over the plaintiff’s file. Tiny Wheel Roll…
An orb in an arch in a clock. It is very much in charge. Fitzherbert Orbarch is an Orb, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 045/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Orb of AuthorityAuthority rolls out of the orb. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part….
This is Fitzroy Cheroot. He’s been in the gentlemen’s club since 1962. No Krumplethorn was ever a member. Fitzroy Cheroot takes the field as a Clubman, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 055/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cigar LoungeNever seen without a cheroot. Or an opinion. Smoke Signal…
This is Fitzroy Pinsley. Every pin sticking out of him holds a public notice. He’s out of room. Fitzroy Pinsley takes the field as a Notice Board Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 087/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: PinnedPins every notice where you can’t miss it….
His crenels are cunning. His cunning is crenellated. Fitzwilliam Crenelle takes the field as a Crenel Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Crenel CunningCunningly aims between the crenels. Crenel Drop (60)Drops a heavy crenel on the plaintiff. Slab Slam Down (50)Slams the plaintiff…
His version of the hedge story now has a dragon. It’s in the record. Fitzwilliam Loopley takes the field as a Scribe, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 047/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spun StoryEvery fact gets one more loop. Carousel Clause (30)Sends the case around one…
This is Fitzwilliam Stakeworth. He rides the boundary twice a day. He moves the stakes on the second lap. Fitzwilliam Stakeworth takes the field as a Squire, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: LandedOwns the land. Rides the trike over it. Boundary Ride…
He has not smiled since the Tuesday docket of the year before last. Fitzwilliam Stonebrow takes the field as a Stern Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 020/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Goatee GavelStrokes the beard before every verdict. Brow Press (40)Presses a stern brow against…
An engine with a sun at its centre and rage at its edge. Flaregrub Sprocket is an Engine Trap, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 034/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Radial WrathRage in every direction – evenly. Add Flaregrub Sprocket to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the…
His face is two feet wide. Every inch of it is listening. Flavio Broadfin takes the field as a Listener, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 026/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wide EarsFins on each side catch every word. Fin Spread (40)Spreads the fins to hear further. Gear Chin Chatter…
This is Florabundia Grandbloom. She’s the biggest flower on the estate. The Krumplethorns have never won a show. Florabundia Grandbloom takes the field as a Bloom Matriarch, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 079/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Grand BloomThe biggest flower on the estate. Hers. Petal Rain (60)Rains petals…
She broadcasts every ruling. The Krumplethorns only get static. Florence Brimcastle takes the field as a Recorder, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 077/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tinted NotesTakes notes behind an amber visor. Antenna Notice (30)Broadcasts the ruling down the street. Amber Annotation (40)Marks their…
This is Florence Conewell. Her barrow only turns left. Left is the Krumplethorn side. Florence Conewell takes the field as a Barrow Girl, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 023/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wide BrimKeeps the sun off. And the orders. Barrow Dump (30)Tips a load…
Her hat is a mantle. Her ceiling is a hat. Florence Mantlehold takes the field as a Mantel Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 073/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Glass CeilingShe installed one. She calls it a feature. Mantel Drop (30)Drops a marble mantel on the plaintiff. Brooch Pin…
This is Florence Mobley. She moves the courthouse every time she loses a case. It’s on address four. Florence Mobley takes the field as a Relocation Officer, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 091/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Moving DayTakes the whole building with her. Drive Off…
Her face is so large it needs its own docket. Florence Vastcheek takes the field as a Giant Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 035/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wide FrownHer frown fills the room before she speaks. Face Loom (60)Looms over the plaintiff until he…