This is Florentin Blockhouse. The family gave him a wing of the house. He took it with him. Florentin Blockhouse takes the field as a Nephew-in-Law, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 003/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Family WingCarries a whole wing of the house on his back….
This is Florentin Gearbike. He rides through Krumplethorn barbecues. He never stops to apologise. Florentin Gearbike takes the field as a Bike Bandit, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 037/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Back Gate Hit and RunRides in, causes trouble, rides off. Wing Flap (50)Flaps the butterfly wing…
This is Florentina Gearcrown. Her gears turn whenever a Krumplethorn speaks. Loudly. Florentina Gearcrown takes the field as a Gear Crown, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 033/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Turning GearsYou can hear her plotting. Plot Twist (50)Turns the story the other way. Brim Blade (40)Cuts with…
This is Florentine Bellbroom. She rings the dinner bell for Schittsnauds. The Krumplethorns hear it too. Florentine Bellbroom takes the field as a Bell Broom, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dinner BellRings the bell. Schittsnauds eat. Supper Clang (40)Clangs the brass bell. Mower…
She transcribed their mutter into eleven admissible pages. Florentine Echowick takes the field as an Audio Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 023/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Playback RewindRewinds the whisper until it’s a shout. Tape Splice (30)Edits nothing. Didn’t need to. Static Clean (40)Clears the hiss…
Her objections land before the words even finish. Florentine Writbrook takes the field as a Clause Cutter, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 023/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fold SweepSevers the appeal before it’s filed. Loophole Severance (40)Snaps the contract shut on their hand. Precedent Motion (40)Seals…
She reads contracts the way most people read headlines. Fast, and to win. Florentine Writcroft takes the field as a Verdict Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 051/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Reed SeveranceReads the loophole before the judge can. Notch Motion (40)Severs the clause holding…
This is Florian Ballstack. He moors the Schittsnaud sailboat at the Krumplethorn jetty. Free parking. Florian Ballstack takes the field as a Dock Hand, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 083/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: StackedThree balls high. One wheel down. Moor Up (40)Ties the boat to…
This is Florian Cagewell. The cage on his head holds every confiscated garden gnome on the estate. Florian Cagewell takes the field as a Keeper of Custody, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 011/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Holding CellKeeps the evidence locked in his head. Rattle…
This is Florian Ribbonvane. He walks the hedge line in silk. The Krumplethorns get the creases. Florian Ribbonvane takes the field as a Screen Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 051/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Silk WakeLeaves a silk trail nobody dares cross. Ribbon Wrap (40)Wraps a guest…
This is Floriana Flutterby. She’s ruined every Schittsnaud picnic. Nobody’s sure she was there. Floriana Flutterby takes the field as a Gadfly, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 014/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: FlutterNever lands long enough to be blamed. Buzz By (40)Buzzes the Schittsnaud tea party. Dart Off…
This is Florimel Gridhood. She carries a city block on her head. The Krumplethorns live in it now. Florimel Gridhood takes the field as a Grid Hood, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 033/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Cage HoodHides a city block inside her hood. Sly Block Drop (60)Drops…
A glowing bloom on a velvet dais. Folliott Radiance is a Fountain, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 116/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Radiant SpiteRadiates spite across the hall. Folliott Radiance is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect the whole group. Faction: Schittsnauds…
A bridge on fire above a river of paperwork. Forfeiture Bridgeburn is a Bridge, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 058/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Burned BridgesBurns the bridge the plaintiff came in on. Add Forfeiture Bridgeburn to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Legal…
A gold coronet – a gold flex and a gold-plated grudge. Fortescue Coronet is a Statue, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 026/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Coronet of SpiteSpite now comes with a coronet. Fortescue Coronet is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds….
This is Fortunata Blinkfan. She out-stares every Krumplethorn. They blink first. They always blink first. Fortunata Blinkfan takes the field as a Fan Starer, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 054/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lawn Edge UnblinkingStares and never blinks. They do. Blink Off (50)Wins the staring contest. Every…